Jun 26, 2008 16:33
Five things to say if caught sleeping at your desk:
#5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
#4: "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to."
#3: 'Whew!? Guess I left the top of the White-Out off. You probably got here just in time!'
#2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raise your head slowly) '.... in Jesus' name, Amen'