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omg i've fallen in love with my guru robbins

Apr 22, 2006 14:48

he used to scream at me

turn that tape off an write it down
are you still listening?
come on do it
i'm not going to continue untill you do so

yes you will. i own this tape, remember? (we call them mp3's nowadays)

but now he says with a confident deep low sexy voice ..he almost whispers
please take the time to do that right now
turn off the tape

YES DUDE!
anything else?

ah dont take this seriously its a moment of fun
( i bet he says that all the time ;)

Next, he homes in on a member of the audience. 'What is your name?' he asks a pale, middle-aged woman. 'Hannah,' she replies. She says she is here because she wants to change her health. 'I have a chronic, incurable illness of the lymph glands. I'm very depressed.' Robbins's 'tough love' form of ' empowerment' is then exposed. 'You are right,' he says. 'You're completely f***** up and your life is f****** over. What are you doing here?' 'Can you help me?' she asks, piteously.

Robbins softens, explains he used the foul language 'to jolt you', and tells her she must listen to herself, not the medics who tell her she is dying. She looks utterly shocked. 'You are enslaved,' he tells us. 'Free yourselves!' The third ingredient in his psychobrew is audience participation. 'Turn to the person on your left and be nasty,' he tells us.

funny :)
http://forum.rickross.com/viewtopic.php?t=236&start=225&

he'd go like: you people are so overreacting!; i can not RE-LA-TE to you like this; i can't relate to losers; likes atrracts like
my gos i'm really starting to talk like this guy
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