MAJOR DISCOVERY OF THE 21ST CENTURY!!!!

Apr 13, 2010 20:25

So double00beaver and I have made some exciting discoveries! We now know what kind of drunks characters from Harry Potter are!

Draco Malfoy: Bipolar. Alternating between "I'll curse your whole effin' family!!!1!11!" and "why doesn't anyone like meeeee????!!11! -bitchsob-". (I still <3 you, Draco ^_^)

Hermione Granger: Happy/Giggly. The kind where she can't form a simple word because of too much giggling.

Ron Weasley: The Fighter. "I can fight anyone in here! Who wants a go at meeeee???!!1!exclamationpoint".

Harry Potter: Emo. Oblivious to everyone and everything around him except to whine about how his life sucks and how much Voldemort took from him, in addition to fucking up his school life.

WE HAVE SPOKEEEENNNNN!!!!!

ron weasley, discovery, draco malfoy, drunk, harry potter, alcohol, hermione

Previous post Next post
Up