Spider Cider
Zach is pure evil. He brought this unholy liquid into the office for us to drink -- for me to drink, I think. I think he wanted to watch me suffer.
We chugged it while listening to "Spider Cider" by Man Man. It was like a drinking game, except with more desire to vomit at the end. Every time the chorus came around "spider cider spider cider spider cider" we would chug. The other chorus in the song is "you should always run with a loaded gun in your mouth," which leads me to believe that Honus Honus was given advance samples of the beverage and the song is actually a review and warning, not a collection of disjoint ramblings.
We still have two cans left.