Snagged dis from Andrea...

[jmspoofe]

Y...Yttrium
You scored 49 Mass, 17 Electronegativity, 68 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!
Yttrium? Yttrium??? You're messing with me, right? That's not a real
element. Really? If you say so. Okay... how about: You are really a
solitary creature, and you're somewhat set in your ways. You work,
consciously or subconsciously, towards the betterment of society, but I
guess you do this by befriending it's strangest elements. You're kind
of a spaceman/woman, but in the end you're allright. You should try to
be with the benign weirdos of the world because, by goodness, no one
else will. Oh, it says here that you are abundant on the moon.
Interpret as you will.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 79% on Mass

You scored higher than 6% on Electroneg

You scored higher than 84% on Metal

You scored higher than 40% on Radioactivity
Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

So I'm weird, fat, conduct electricity and heat, and am slightly radioactive. And not very electronegative.

I wish I knew how to apply this new knowledge towards my betterment, but oh well.