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by limitedbythesky
jmock's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 8% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 08:37:41 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 05:56:16 AM
Alco Money! : $ 281
Guests of Honour
this_is_sara is a bewildered Liberal Christian. this_is_sara drank 1 Ale, 1 Red Wine.
snairb is a demented Taoist who enjoys starting fires in public, throwing bricks through windows and shitting in street corners snairb decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
tiffynicole is a cheery Atheist as well as a part-time heavy drinker. tiffynicole drank 1 Poteen, 18 Coffee Liqueurs.
tracideel_08 is a heinous Liberal Christian and is as anti-alcohol as they come with the mental age of a 21 year-old. tracideel_08 drank 2 Sambuccas, 1 Tequila.
ashbug05 is an enlivening Agnostic. ashbug05 drank 4 Sambuccas, 9 Hot Toddys, 1 Goldschlager, 2 Champagnes.
megan32 is an insecure Liberal Christian and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. megan32 drank 1 Cider.
ashyates02 is a radiant Taoist. ashyates02 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
hottiy_4_11 is an overwrought Liberal Christian. hottiy_4_11 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jane_strummer is a lethargic Liberal Christian. jane_strummer drank 2 Mint Juleps, 1 Aligator Bite.
jmock is a whimsical Hindu and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. jmock drank 20 White Russians.
_bjf07 is a disconsolate Taoist. _bjf07 drank 3 Stouts.
Sick!
Christ on a bike, I haven't seen as much barf as that since........well ever. Congratulations go out to tiffynicole, tracideel_08, ashbug05, jmock.
Lovers
'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of tiffynicole and ashbug05. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!
The Drunkest
In my day a man could handle his drink. A friend of mine could drink a gallon of bourboun in one sitting and could
still drive home, beat his wife and have enough energy to sleep with her afterward!
Random Events
jmock booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made jane_strummer choke half to death on a piece of popcorn.
During a lively discussion on masterbation
revealed that jmock was caught masterbating in tiffynicole's sisters bedroom back in 1995.
Happy New Year!
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