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[jmm152855]

Normally when you get pulled over the whole license and registration, do you know what you were doing/ how fast were you going bullshit occurs. Well no not when I get pulled over, I get an angry pig yelling at me "are you trying to kill me" oo yeah on and on yelling and screaming like really? Just because you passed police school doesn't mean shit, I could be a dickhead if I wanted to but really I don't wanna be miserable and run peoples lives. Well dckhead officer I take it in the ass tells me I was going eighty eight, and I actually wasn't going that fast for once in my life, soo I tell him I was going seventy five, because I actually was. I saw him pulling out from just pulling someone else over so there is no ways in hell he could ever catch me going fast especially since he pulled someone over right after me...so this was just another corrupt officer trying to be the hot shot and make beyond quota but really your just some douche whose own mother probably hates him. So I get the ticket back and it says estimated eghty eght, you're fucking with me how the fuck can you estimate me going eighty eight like you fucking need to stop licking assholes because that is complete nonsense... And the ticket says, oo I've never been pulled over before in quotes and this one made me furious, no fucker I said I've never been pulled over in the third lane before because you scared me because you were just finished with someone, I saw you pulling in and I wasn't speeding so I was confused because I wasn't speeding so I didn't know why you were pulling me over. Well regardless I got the ticket, no use in crying this time kids... He was giving me a tocket the second I pulled over in that third lane. I can't even fight t because I go to school far away from here so basically he can suck my dick fucking douche and yeah I wish I did kill you you fucking pig

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