I Killed Elmo
On my way into work this morning, I killed Elmo.
Apparently some child lost their stuffed Elmo on the freeway. It got kicked up by the tire of the van in front of me and hit my windshield right in front of my face. I had just enough time to recognize Elmo and hope that it wasn't one with a voice box with heavy batteries before it exploded in a snowstorm of stuffing.
Apparently some child lost their stuffed Elmo on the freeway. It got kicked up by the tire of the van in front of me and hit my windshield right in front of my face. I had just enough time to recognize Elmo and hope that it wasn't one with a voice box with heavy batteries before it exploded in a snowstorm of stuffing.