I like food, maybe more than you.
So, I got hungry and bought:
1. Can of Pumkin pie pumkin. No sugar.
2. Cranberry sauce.
3. Egg Nog
4. Protien Bar
5. Weird Protien Bar
Seeing that I pay for food... But I have never considered paying for sex, I must like food more than women.
Then again, I do buy porn.
I wouldn't pay just to look at food...
Oh...
6. Muffins.
They must have thought I was high....
Food...
On another note, After a semi-decent atttempt at a self hair cut... My razor ran out of batteries... And I was like... "It is going to take forever to charge!
I had a good plan... 3 on the sides, 5 on the top. And I made myself a scotch tape head band around my head so I could cut the hair on the side of my head short without worrying about getting the other hair...
I almost did it... NEXT TIME, I'll get you luke!
Don't mind that comment... It just popped into my head. I must be skitzophrenic. I don't know anyone named luke here. Or, at least thats what I am going to say when they are like, "Okay, who is the father?"
I am going to be like, "Do I look like darth vader to you."
And then me and luke are going to get into a fist fight. Because he is all gonna be like, "What did you say? Did you just call darth vader my father? You son of a bitch!"
And, he will whip out his light saber, and I'll be like, "oh fuck."
So, I'll run into the bathroom and hide. And when he cuts through the door, I'll be standing there with a mirror to block his light saber, and hopefully the light from the saber will bounce off the mirror and shoot through his head.
Then I'll have to flee the planet when darth vader finds out.
And I'll apologize now for being responsible for killing everyone when he blows up the earth with the death star.
Introduction to dream logic 101.
1. Can of Pumkin pie pumkin. No sugar.
2. Cranberry sauce.
3. Egg Nog
4. Protien Bar
5. Weird Protien Bar
Seeing that I pay for food... But I have never considered paying for sex, I must like food more than women.
Then again, I do buy porn.
I wouldn't pay just to look at food...
Oh...
6. Muffins.
They must have thought I was high....
Food...
On another note, After a semi-decent atttempt at a self hair cut... My razor ran out of batteries... And I was like... "It is going to take forever to charge!
I had a good plan... 3 on the sides, 5 on the top. And I made myself a scotch tape head band around my head so I could cut the hair on the side of my head short without worrying about getting the other hair...
I almost did it... NEXT TIME, I'll get you luke!
Don't mind that comment... It just popped into my head. I must be skitzophrenic. I don't know anyone named luke here. Or, at least thats what I am going to say when they are like, "Okay, who is the father?"
I am going to be like, "Do I look like darth vader to you."
And then me and luke are going to get into a fist fight. Because he is all gonna be like, "What did you say? Did you just call darth vader my father? You son of a bitch!"
And, he will whip out his light saber, and I'll be like, "oh fuck."
So, I'll run into the bathroom and hide. And when he cuts through the door, I'll be standing there with a mirror to block his light saber, and hopefully the light from the saber will bounce off the mirror and shoot through his head.
Then I'll have to flee the planet when darth vader finds out.
And I'll apologize now for being responsible for killing everyone when he blows up the earth with the death star.
Introduction to dream logic 101.