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He's good at geography . .
He does errands . . .
He ice skates . . .
He's excellent at reporting the whereabouts of hookers . .
He's kind to drunk people . . .
Except when he lets them fall off barstools . .
He invites the outcasts to his parties (even if it's just to prove to his roommate they exist) . .
He does a mean "Islands in the Stream" . . .
He's an amazing kisser (but you're just going to have to take my word for it!) . . .
He takes really dumb pictures . . .
He's constantly sneaking kisses . . .
He's handy with a fax machine . . .
He's hilarious when he fucks up . .
He's obnoxious when he wants to be . . .
He's occasionally violent . .
Honestly, I could go on and on and on. But the above is my submission as to why you should vote John B. Krasinski for Favorite TV Actor in the Bubbles. You know you wanna!