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so my roomate slept through her class the other day, and hes really strict on attendance........so he asks her why she didnt come to class. and this was her response off the top of her head.
"well ....you see.....my roomate just had knee surgery, and she was in the shower and she uh, slipped and fell! and i guess she was calling my name from the bathroom and the maintenance lady heard her yelling. so my roomate told her our room number and the lady was knocking on my door at 6:30 in the morning and told me that my roomate needed me. so i brought her to the hospital."
"oh my god! is she okay??"
"yes, she's fine now, but we didnt get outa the hospital until 10am."
"oh! well that's definatley an excused absence!!" *checks name off*
hmmmm.....that was the most ridiculous excuse EVER and he actually believed her lol. wow.