Dude Where's My Car...the Royal Oak versionjmccrackattackMay 30 2004, 11:15:16 UTC
So, I'm home for the weekend and I have the craziest story. It is now 2pm and so much has happened this weekend already in the past 24 hours with all of the friends from the KHS class of 2000.
So I was a bar star last night with all the friends from home...who I hadn't seen since Christmas Break...weird. We all went downtown to the bars...had lots of drinks, I won a dance contest apparently...and it was really fun catching up with everyone.
I was supposed to go home with one of the guys...ended up walking home from downtown to my girlfriends house all wasted...rolled my ankle in the process, spilled rum and coke all over my white capris and was all distraught.
Talked all night on the phone with wasted hot friend from high school...who I used to make out with (Kevin) while my friend Traci puked in the bed next to me...sick.
So long story short...Kevin got locked out of his condo, went home and stayed with some random 26 year old girl who then had to go to work this morning...brought Kevin there...dropped him off at the condo that was still locked.
So at this point Kevin has no keys, no car, no place to stay and we can't find Dave.
In the end, our friend Dave walked six miles home all wasted at 5am after the Royal Oak cop's told him that he couldn't sleep on Kevin's porch...took him almost 2 hours to stumble in to his real house, Dave get's home to find he had Kevin's keys all along and could have stayed in the condo....
So...lost Kevin's car, lost Kevin's keys...went to Royal Oak impound lot...car not available till Tuesday...
...car ends up not being there and is in a parking structure...found car, found keys, found Dave...
...go with Matt to Kevin's condo...get in...all through this whole adventure of two hours trying to piece back the night I'm wearing an all hunter green outfit consisting of soccer shorts and a long sleeve t-shirt that reads "Royal Oak Youth Soccer"...real hot as you can imagine....
...I feel like I just re-made the movie "Dude Where's My Car?"
So I was a bar star last night with all the friends from home...who I hadn't seen since Christmas Break...weird. We all went downtown to the bars...had lots of drinks, I won a dance contest apparently...and it was really fun catching up with everyone.
I was supposed to go home with one of the guys...ended up walking home from downtown to my girlfriends house all wasted...rolled my ankle in the process, spilled rum and coke all over my white capris and was all distraught.
Talked all night on the phone with wasted hot friend from high school...who I used to make out with (Kevin) while my friend Traci puked in the bed next to me...sick.
So long story short...Kevin got locked out of his condo, went home and stayed with some random 26 year old girl who then had to go to work this morning...brought Kevin there...dropped him off at the condo that was still locked.
So at this point Kevin has no keys, no car, no place to stay and we can't find Dave.
In the end, our friend Dave walked six miles home all wasted at 5am after the Royal Oak cop's told him that he couldn't sleep on Kevin's porch...took him almost 2 hours to stumble in to his real house, Dave get's home to find he had Kevin's keys all along and could have stayed in the condo....
So...lost Kevin's car, lost Kevin's keys...went to Royal Oak impound lot...car not available till Tuesday...
...car ends up not being there and is in a parking structure...found car, found keys, found Dave...
...go with Matt to Kevin's condo...get in...all through this whole adventure of two hours trying to piece back the night I'm wearing an all hunter green outfit consisting of soccer shorts and a long sleeve t-shirt that reads "Royal Oak Youth Soccer"...real hot as you can imagine....
...I feel like I just re-made the movie "Dude Where's My Car?"
Sweet...Dude
I love my friends and I <3 Royal Oak
Crack is out
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i love your stories. i'll see ya this weekend if you'll be around on saturday!
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