I'm back...
Hery Biatches, there's a new man in town, and he's back in business. The word on the street is the guy is crazy. Some call him demonbitch, others call him the annilator, his contempories call him...Jordan. One things for sure, this guy is big, real big, and he's back. Isn't that a cool entrance back into Livejournal??It's summer and i shall waste my time, writing on livejournal...My fist topic...Guacomoleee, it is delicious. Next, well my explanation for things. They told me not to tell anyone, but it's time, I must let you all know what really happened, they can't keep it secret anymore. I was taken captive. Fucking Pirates of Tenacian, havent heard of them??? Exactly they're top secret and fucking deadly, i almost didn't escape with my life. If it wasn't for that toothbrush and whip cream can, i might have never gotten out. Luckily my Amazing ingeniuty and superioir technical skills, gave me the idea to make a toothbrush hacking magna ray gun, luckily...luckily...so many innocent people died in that massacre, Im not proud, im not at all, but i had to get out...i had to. If you ever see a yellow banana at your doorstep with daffodil petals encircling it...fucking run, escape a life filled with memories of the pain you will suffer. Don't think they won't find you, they always do. Tenetaumym, ever heard of it...didnt think so, but they certainly did, they dragged me out, and I dont think i can bring myself to telling the gruesome details of what happened next, all ill say is they use the daffodils in places you don't talk about, and the banana(cringe),fucking sickos, I'm coping, im doing well, I sleep with a 9 millimeter, just incase they decide to come back, but it's no good, they'll find a way, those fucking sick bastards will find a way...but im back and it's good to be back in this lovely community.