Feb 03, 2003 23:44
HEY
homies
gankstas
wankstas
po-pos tryin to get my girl
playas trying to hate
haters trying to play
ballers trying to act hort
lil girls
big girls
lil boys
Big Boy
are there any big boy's left or have they all become Denny's?
-who the eff knows.
hell
who the eff cares
i don't carrots
HEY I HEAR THAT BITTERSWEET'S THEME THIS YEAR IS FACES-----HERE'S SOME ENTRIES I'M GOING TO SUBMIT
The Crust On Her Face Was Only A Scar
well well well
according to miss boiler
I'm not as cute as I used to be
so then of course
she got cut
into a million pieces
I'm eating her for dinner tomoro
You must come
it'll be a splendid time
We're eating her face first
then moving down the line
I did it for the peace
I did it for the face
I did it for the love
I did it for the grace
I did it for the blood
I did it for the glory
I did it for the revenge
i did it for the remorse
i did it for the guilt
i did it for the quilt
that she knit so perfectly into two
that quilt was supposed to be for me and you
Incase you're too much of an idiot that reflects on the problems i had the past week in my love life.
They don't exist any more though.
The problems
here's the second one:
Why Do You Think My Face Is So Long?
When you look at my face
do you see yourelf?
Smiling without a trace
of getting off the shelf
Should I rhyme for you?
Should I dine for you?
Hell
My face wants to eat swine with you
drink wine with you
and hopefully one day break bread with you
WILL YOU HAVE IT?
WILL YOU FUCKING HAVING IT?
WILL YOU LET ME INTO YOUR HEAD?
WILL YOU LET ME KILL YOU A THOUSAND TIMES!
WILL YOU LET ME MAKE YOU DEAD
or is it I that you dread?
the fear
that encompasses hate
The mere thought of love
the mere thought of a date
defeats you!
YOU ARE DEFEATED!
try to beat me now!
TRY TO BEAT ME NOW!
king coopa
the mustache on my face
wont be enough to save
so dont try to make me shave
you dirty green slime bucket
If you're too much of an idiot this song is about beating the last level of mario 3. i purdetned to be mario as you can see
this one
and the last one that i type up is titled:
Breakfast At The Funeral House
So your dead I see
Yes
Dead as ever
Yes
Let me take your shoes
Yes
I wanna walk in them
Watch out
I wanna teach your kids
Watch Out!
how you were like in em
Watch out!
I'm Gonna take your glasses
So Sad
and see a day from you view
So Sad
Picture perfect it's
me and you
Sad yet perfect
it's me and you
I'm gonna jump on you now
I'm gonna take all i can
I'm gonna search your pockets
I'm gonna whip your ass
how could you do this to me
How could you do this to me
I trusted you
You trusted me
And now your dead
A teenage tragedy
You used speed when you talked
you would read when you walked
and you meant so much to me
and you meant so much to me
This last one was definately about my face getting acne. If you're not a fucking retard then you'd understand that. The funeral is a way of me stating how my face died when i got the ol' acne
ANYWHOO
this is a journal
i should update people with my lfie
Well This weekend i didn't do SHIT!
SIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Friday-I went to neal's, it was a gay ol time! richard, bloody simon and Buck were there for a lil but they left Leaving only the brunettes!
Aw shit
We rocked up a storm
With A cover of Your body is a wonderland/satellite
making us the most hXc dmb/john mayer cover band in the county.
Anywhoo
more importantly we made a funny ass movie titled No Outlet
You'll have to see it to believe it! Really you must OH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH ITS SOME FUNNY SHIT DOOT!
anywhoo it was a peanut butter jelly blast
And oh yeah I found out we have a show in march at the VFW
i'll keep yallz informed and shit
saturday- I woke up saturday with the worst sore throat I've had in a while. So I went to take a piss and the piss burned so very badly. When I through toilet paper in it made a loud sizzling noise as if it was thrown into somethin boilin hot!
anywhoo. I was thinking to myself that I wasn't even awake because I was so out of it when RING RING RING
I hear my cell phone ring
I quickly zipper up the pants and head back to neal's room as fast as possible.
i get there and I realize that it was Kara
Now this struck me as a sort of a surprise because she didn't talk to me the night before.
Anywhoo
She asked if she could bring Monsters Inc back from my G-Ma.
i was dissapointed so i got a lil upset
I was thinking she would of surely called to want to do something
So I said somethingstupid which then evolved into her hanging up
I got even more upset so I decided to call her back
We talked and I invited her over that night.
She came
slept over
and now I'm back together with really the only girl i could ever see myself with.
Funny how life works out sometimes eh?
EH!?
I SAID EH YOU COCKY SONS OF BITCHES!
all ya'll can suck my dick
anywhoo
Sunday was really boring
I just sat around and then talked to kara late at night
Monday-I went to karas and watched Joe Millionaire
And here we go
I must leave you now
it's time for me to go onward
ONWARD INTO THE NIGHT!