future onion
I'm sure some of you have already seen this, but last week The Onion reported back from the year 2056! One of my favorite stories is "Democratic Middle Eastern Union Votes to Invade U.S.":"When making such serious choices, we must remain true to the democratic ideals we wish to protect," Hamoodi said. "We have received a mandate from our people to address the U.S.'s threat to democratic society everywhere. The voice of the Arab people will ring out as a beacon of freedom and hope to the world."
Along with the declaration of war, the MEU sent a message to the American people.
"To the oppressed, silenced U.S. citizens--help is on the way," Rajib said. "Liberty is on the march. Be assured: At the end of a long tunnel shines the light of freedom."
Along with the declaration of war, the MEU sent a message to the American people.
"To the oppressed, silenced U.S. citizens--help is on the way," Rajib said. "Liberty is on the march. Be assured: At the end of a long tunnel shines the light of freedom."