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I am the next American Idol, I am married to Keira Knightley. I just paid off my mansion in Beverly Hills where I live next to Harrison Ford, I am dating Anna Kournikova. I once base jumped off the dorm building at my alma mater, Harvard. It was during this jump that I first derived the equation that led to the faculty of time-travel.
I clock my 40 meter dash at 2.4 seconds on my platinum Rolex watch, a gift from a childhood friend, The Prince of Qatar. I once wrote a computer virus, distributed it to 85% of all North American computers, and then fixed the problem singlehandedly all in one 10-minute sitting; I was taking a break from solving my 64-sided rubix cube. I taught Bobby Fischer everything he knows about chess, James Naismith stole my idea of basketball.
As a fetus in my mother's womb, I learned to speak and read 4 classical languages. I now know 14 classical languages, and have invented two new ones on my own. I am my own parents' role model. I am impermeable to heat, to cold, to radiation, and also to the devastating effects of music by artists named Avril.
I cured cancer on the set while playing the leading role in Star Wars 9. It has been 2 days since I last broke a world record, the result of a national holiday weekend in honor of me.There are 24 green rubies in the world. I own 23 of them. I know how to cook.
Children trust me. I sang with a group called "J'Sync" before several band members got jealous and started their own group called... "Sugar Ray".
I clock my 40 meter dash at 2.4 seconds on my platinum Rolex watch, a gift from a childhood friend, The Prince of Qatar. I once wrote a computer virus, distributed it to 85% of all North American computers, and then fixed the problem singlehandedly all in one 10-minute sitting; I was taking a break from solving my 64-sided rubix cube. I taught Bobby Fischer everything he knows about chess, James Naismith stole my idea of basketball.
As a fetus in my mother's womb, I learned to speak and read 4 classical languages. I now know 14 classical languages, and have invented two new ones on my own. I am my own parents' role model. I am impermeable to heat, to cold, to radiation, and also to the devastating effects of music by artists named Avril.
I cured cancer on the set while playing the leading role in Star Wars 9. It has been 2 days since I last broke a world record, the result of a national holiday weekend in honor of me.There are 24 green rubies in the world. I own 23 of them. I know how to cook.
Children trust me. I sang with a group called "J'Sync" before several band members got jealous and started their own group called... "Sugar Ray".