WE ROCK!
We installed a toilet today. All by our very own selves. With our own 4 hands. Wooohooo! The only snafu was that "insert previous homeowners name here" used a short rigid pipe to hook the old toilet into the wall and the new toilet was a different size. Easy fix! We went to home depot, bought a flexible toilet water supply tube and voila! Flushing toilet. We are now up to 2 working toilets in the house. I think I'm going to work on the 3rd tomorrow. Then we are good as gold.