last night...
Julie: we could get a cheese pizza... that doesn't have meat.
Me: Ok sure... oh wait.... you're just gonna pull the cheese off, aren't you... you're a sauce and crust girl... YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME!
Julie: muahahaha I usually eat the first piece like normal, then I just have too much cheese and pull the rest off...
Me: Oh, I see how it is, you gain our trust with the first piece, then CRUSH IT WITH THE SECOND!
Julie: hahaha yes its true I do
Later on...
Me: I think you have cheese bondage issues (I meant to say 'bonding')
Julie: *cracks up*
Me: *realizes what I said and cracks up with her* ooh baby, do you prefer mozarella or swiss?
Julie and Me: *continue cracking up*
A minute later
Me: so I have a story to tell you... and it's not about cheese
Julie: *laughs* no one should EVER have to preface anything like that
The story I told Julie:
Ok, so my mom works in a kindergarten classroom, right? Well one of the little boys was sitting with his hands in his pants and my mom says to him "ben, take your hands out of your pants!" And he says to her, "I can't, cuz sometimes I have to pull on my penis to get the wrinkles out." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :) :)
Me: Ok sure... oh wait.... you're just gonna pull the cheese off, aren't you... you're a sauce and crust girl... YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME!
Julie: muahahaha I usually eat the first piece like normal, then I just have too much cheese and pull the rest off...
Me: Oh, I see how it is, you gain our trust with the first piece, then CRUSH IT WITH THE SECOND!
Julie: hahaha yes its true I do
Later on...
Me: I think you have cheese bondage issues (I meant to say 'bonding')
Julie: *cracks up*
Me: *realizes what I said and cracks up with her* ooh baby, do you prefer mozarella or swiss?
Julie and Me: *continue cracking up*
A minute later
Me: so I have a story to tell you... and it's not about cheese
Julie: *laughs* no one should EVER have to preface anything like that
The story I told Julie:
Ok, so my mom works in a kindergarten classroom, right? Well one of the little boys was sitting with his hands in his pants and my mom says to him "ben, take your hands out of your pants!" And he says to her, "I can't, cuz sometimes I have to pull on my penis to get the wrinkles out." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :) :)