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Today was Friday, December 28th, the last day before New Year's Eve. My boss was out, as was everyone who sits within about a 30-foot radius of me. This was what I did at work today:
* Answered a bunch of questions about talking dirty during sex for a friend who is writing an article.
* Read Cosmopolitan magazine, but nervously and surreptitiously, because I didn't want anybody to see me doing it (not because I'm at work - because it's Cosmo).
* Learned that Kashi "Go Lean" cereal has 240 calories per serving and 4 grams of fat! Screw you, hippies!
* Stared at this for a while:
I thought it was really pretty. The colors, shape, balance. I liked it. I was kind of tired.
* Looked for a new motivational-type speaker to replace the fucking horrible rotting cunt bitch who does it now. I think she knows that I hate her.
* Thouroughly researched Kiehl's lip balm vs. Philosophy lip balm. I think I've settled on Philosophy, because it seems to be slightly less hip/pretentious, and way easier to obtain. Also, most of the reviews for Kiehl's just compare it to hard (and expensive) Vaseline (in taste, appearance, and effect), and I don't really see the point of that.
* Stared at work for a while.
* Wrote and posted like 4 blog entries.
* Made a list of things I want to make before I go to Miami in February. It goes like this: "white skirt, grey skirt, toile skirt, skull dress."
* Went blind from boredom.
* Ate this:
* Answered a bunch of questions about talking dirty during sex for a friend who is writing an article.
* Read Cosmopolitan magazine, but nervously and surreptitiously, because I didn't want anybody to see me doing it (not because I'm at work - because it's Cosmo).
* Learned that Kashi "Go Lean" cereal has 240 calories per serving and 4 grams of fat! Screw you, hippies!
* Stared at this for a while:
I thought it was really pretty. The colors, shape, balance. I liked it. I was kind of tired.
* Looked for a new motivational-type speaker to replace the fucking horrible rotting cunt bitch who does it now. I think she knows that I hate her.
* Thouroughly researched Kiehl's lip balm vs. Philosophy lip balm. I think I've settled on Philosophy, because it seems to be slightly less hip/pretentious, and way easier to obtain. Also, most of the reviews for Kiehl's just compare it to hard (and expensive) Vaseline (in taste, appearance, and effect), and I don't really see the point of that.
* Stared at work for a while.
* Wrote and posted like 4 blog entries.
* Made a list of things I want to make before I go to Miami in February. It goes like this: "white skirt, grey skirt, toile skirt, skull dress."
* Went blind from boredom.
* Ate this:
