Ryuusei Babble + Dialogue Exerpts
So I thought this would be an uber-depressing drama the likes of Maou, only not so psychotic.
But I ended up laughing my head off instead. =DDD
Dialogue Exerpt #1: The Phone Convo
Tai: Shit, bro, Shii is being a Cangirl!
Shii: Even when you're wearing 'em, you won't feel 'em! Try these!
Tai: She's in the skimpiest thing you've ever seen!
Koi: What are you talking about? It's the middle of the day. What about work?
Tai: She quit! Because of Post-it's!
Koi: She QUIT? She quit because of Post-it's?
Tai: No, no, it was Post-it's on her face--
Koi: Post-it's on her face?!
Tai: Anyway, because of that, she quit the office and now she's a Cangirl.
Koi: What's a Cangirl?
Tai: Do you not know what a Cangirl is -- it means Campaign Girl!
Koi: So so she's doing a Post-it Campaign?
Tai: No the Post-it--
Koi: Okay so she's distributing Post-its...
Tai: Bro, forget about the Post-its for a minute, okay?
Koi: Right.
Tai: Your precious little sister is standing on the street in a skimpy suit, and the thing she's distributing is--
Koi: Post-its!
Tai: CONDOMS!
XD *Is dead*
Dialogue Exerpt #2: Stalker Koichi
Tai: Wait. So you took all these videos?
Koi: Yup! Not just once, but everyday from 5 - 7
Tai: Scary!
Koi: What?
Tai: You didn't need to go that far! How persistent ARE you?
Shii: Like so persistent, are you a snake?
Tai: Or a scorpion? I don't want you for a enemy!
Shii: I don't even want you for a friend!
Tai: Like, ugh.
Shii: I know. So scary!
Koi: -__-
Tai+Shii: Just kidding, just kidding!
Koi: Anyway, I wanted to see if I'd find the same woman on the camera, so here, and here...
Tai+Shii: Uwaaaa, SO SCARY!
Koi: W-What, are you talking about Katsuragi, or me?
Tai: Well it's nice you found her, but she's a swindling pro!
Shii: Yeah, and she even told me her name.
Koi: Well certainly, this one's difficult. I was thinking whether there'd be a way to get the money back indirectly--
Tai: ...What?
Koi: Let's not. Not if you guys are going 'scaaary'
Shii: We won't say it, okay? Tell us!
Koi: Well~ So last night, I was following her--
Shii: Ewww.
Koi: Hold on! What the hell, I'm doing this all for your sake, you know!
Tai: Nono, I'm glad you're doing it as a brother, right? But as a man...
Shii: --It's kinda nasty.
Tai: It's kinda nasty. Sorry.
...
Shii: No way! I can't speak in public!
Koi: I thought of that, so I WROTE US A SCRIPT!
[Letters from Canada]
*Dies some more*
Why is it that whenever a jdrama needs to send a character away permanently, it's always to Canada?
I swear it's Canada every single time.
Why do they have to make my country the land of no return? T__T