So last night I dreamt that
sistermagpie and I were at college (my alma mater) with Chris Pine. He was kind of douchey and annoying but also super endearing and I liked him a lot in a "bad dog, don't say that" sort of way. Some chick tried to get me to get him not to run to be an officer with some club or other and said that no one would vote for him and I was like "so what do you care if he runs then?" which is so club politics at my college I can't even.
Anyway we watched two movies over a weekend, maybe for a class? The first one was in my room really late at night and was a Japanese movie about a hapless young rich man who funds a heist so he can be part of it. Chris slept on my couch. Then M and I went to his room to watch something else with his roommate. After the movie M and I were getting ready to go (and it was totally college because my purse had all these earrings in it) M said we should have a goat farm (maybe there was a goat in the second movie?) and while Chris's other roommates were emerging from their bedrooms putting their socks on after their mid-afternoon naps to go down to the dining hall for dinner I went off on this riff (and if you've met me in person you can imagine) about how no, we shouldn't because then we'd be those women making artisanal goat cheese probably in Amherst and also M is a city girl whose concept of horticulture was 1) put a seed in a pot 2) cover with dirt from some place 3) magically grow a plant. Then we went down to dinner.
Later I was in an elevator and he was all "So! You and M!" and I was all "Me and M what?" and he was like "Together!" and I was like "no and also you're an idiot."
Also at some point we watched him on video playing that Chumawumba song on drums with some people only it was one of those bullshit stand up drum kits and also he was always a little behind for his cymbal crashes and such and I cringed for him.
You are super excited I woke up and posted this from my phone, aren't you? Everyone's like "damn maybe she should only post about her fic!"
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