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Love and Relationships
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
I think, therefore I'm single.
If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.
Something tells me that I shouldn't date until the world makes sense again.
Divorce - from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Although married people fax often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.
Misery doesn't love company... Nowadays, it insists on it.
If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.
Always remember: one good turn gets most of the blankets.
Everyone needs to be loved. Especially when they don't deserve it.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend; but she left me before we met.
Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.
Marriage: an expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Love means telling you why you're sorry.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Love and Relationships
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
I think, therefore I'm single.
If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.
Something tells me that I shouldn't date until the world makes sense again.
Divorce - from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Although married people fax often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.
Misery doesn't love company... Nowadays, it insists on it.
If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.
Always remember: one good turn gets most of the blankets.
Everyone needs to be loved. Especially when they don't deserve it.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend; but she left me before we met.
Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.
Marriage: an expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Love means telling you why you're sorry.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.