Ok, how dumb/vain would i look if i carried this with me to the shower everday?:
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look how big it is compared to my head...
tell me thats how big its suppose to be.
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Random memory. I found a huge spider on a web at Ben's (my cousins) front yard so he lit a lighter and i blasted WD-40 into it and torched that mother flamethrower style. That shit gets hoooottttt!
O and today at dimsum with my mom i was like "i wanna throw this piece of bun into the fish tank and see if they eat it."
mom, "just go up there and throw it in"
Me, 'ill do it when we leave"
mom, "no, then i wont see it."
so i walk up and stare at the tank and throw the piece of bun up and it went over the tank.
mom, 'ooo mmyyy god, so are so stupid. i cant believe u" (laughing) "just put ur hand over it and throw it in."
so i go back.
mom, 'go, now, no ones loooking."
I hella put that in. THe fish ate it! it was cool.