Dear Carolyn
Querida Carolyn,
I know I tell you I love you ever time we see each other, pretty much. So obviously you already know you're very much appreciated as a friend. Otherwise, we wouldn't hang out as often as we do. But you also know me and how I love to write so I want to just write about how happy my best friend (You, silly) makes me. I'm just really glad I found someone to be friends with that I can be my true self around, without ever feeling any shame.There are just some people I won't step away from to fart real quick. haha. But seriously, from the time we first started talking in Journalism I knew I wanted to be your friend. But I didn't think we'd be as close as we are, but it has been such a great surprise :). You have no idea how happy it makes me to be able to look forward to doing something fun with my Saturday nights after work. And you know I love getting a comment on Myspace! Haha. But I really adore you as a person, as a friend, no, as a S.S.B.F.F. (sexxi slutty best friend forever). You've always been so open minded about everything (except the book about college), and I always feel completely comfortable. And believe me, the holidays are not really my cup of tea sometimes just because of the whole weird family situation. But honestly, once we hang out, I don't even think about anythingelse. You have definitely taught me to just forget and love life, just by you keeping me company. And I absolutely love your whole family, they're hella sexxxi :). I also love how we don't really talk about bullshit too often. Like of course we talk shit about people, but we don't really bitch about things too much cause we just forget about it all anyway when we hang out! Unless it's like S.S.B.F.F. material, of course. I want this friendship to really last and I have a really good feeling that it is going to. I'm sick and tired of having friends that come and go, and I think I may have entered a friendship I can truly cherish for life. Hopefully you already know this, but I'll say it again...but like I seriously would do anything for you, Carolyn. Need me to kick someone's ass? I got it...Need a girls night out? We got it... Need a best friend to listen in times of need and laugh with you through all the good times? You got it... You're always first on my list, believe it! If some cute boy wants to hang out but we've got plans I'll say I'm sorry. Me and the hoe got people to do and things to see. Broes Before Hoes...Hahhaa (Evil laugh). And I really can't wait to go on our road trip together! It'll be so much fun as long as everything goes well between now and then (cause we got parental ppl on our jocks), but like we say it should be fine! There are just so many things for us to look forward to; I just don't ever see an end, seriously. And I hope like 15 years from now when we'll still be friends and have families (if we want all that by then) we can look back on all the retarded videos we made on youtube, laugh at all the hours spent on Myspace and Facebook, and wonder why we thought the words slut and hoe were cool. And why we did such a weird ass evil laugh! hahaha (evil laugh). I know I love having a friend like you to spend special days like Christmas with. I don't think I can even fully explain how I feel about our friendship. Like I want you to be there when I graduate high school, when I go away to college (and you follow me), and when I go through my first pregnancy. You'll be the slutmother :) Get it? Like Godmother...hahah (evil laugh). DANG...but I also want to be there when you start your broadcasting career and I can hear my slutty friend on the radio every morning, when you marry a hott ass Usher man, and when you start running Carolina's :)haha jk. But DANG..I am so proud of you for completing your first semester of college with mostly A's!!! I know you're going to succeed in whatever you do because you have such a special personality and everyone is already jealous of your sexxiness, so you've got it made, hoe. But anyway, this is probably getting redundant because it is like 1:40 AM and I am tired and you are slutty, so I will stop now. Thanks for being yourself with me, and aint no nuggets gonna get in our way :) Love you, hoe. S.S.B.F.F.'s 2008- the day I stop eating (so, Forever). Merry Christmas! I love you mucho <3.
I know I tell you I love you ever time we see each other, pretty much. So obviously you already know you're very much appreciated as a friend. Otherwise, we wouldn't hang out as often as we do. But you also know me and how I love to write so I want to just write about how happy my best friend (You, silly) makes me. I'm just really glad I found someone to be friends with that I can be my true self around, without ever feeling any shame.There are just some people I won't step away from to fart real quick. haha. But seriously, from the time we first started talking in Journalism I knew I wanted to be your friend. But I didn't think we'd be as close as we are, but it has been such a great surprise :). You have no idea how happy it makes me to be able to look forward to doing something fun with my Saturday nights after work. And you know I love getting a comment on Myspace! Haha. But I really adore you as a person, as a friend, no, as a S.S.B.F.F. (sexxi slutty best friend forever). You've always been so open minded about everything (except the book about college), and I always feel completely comfortable. And believe me, the holidays are not really my cup of tea sometimes just because of the whole weird family situation. But honestly, once we hang out, I don't even think about anythingelse. You have definitely taught me to just forget and love life, just by you keeping me company. And I absolutely love your whole family, they're hella sexxxi :). I also love how we don't really talk about bullshit too often. Like of course we talk shit about people, but we don't really bitch about things too much cause we just forget about it all anyway when we hang out! Unless it's like S.S.B.F.F. material, of course. I want this friendship to really last and I have a really good feeling that it is going to. I'm sick and tired of having friends that come and go, and I think I may have entered a friendship I can truly cherish for life. Hopefully you already know this, but I'll say it again...but like I seriously would do anything for you, Carolyn. Need me to kick someone's ass? I got it...Need a girls night out? We got it... Need a best friend to listen in times of need and laugh with you through all the good times? You got it... You're always first on my list, believe it! If some cute boy wants to hang out but we've got plans I'll say I'm sorry. Me and the hoe got people to do and things to see. Broes Before Hoes...Hahhaa (Evil laugh). And I really can't wait to go on our road trip together! It'll be so much fun as long as everything goes well between now and then (cause we got parental ppl on our jocks), but like we say it should be fine! There are just so many things for us to look forward to; I just don't ever see an end, seriously. And I hope like 15 years from now when we'll still be friends and have families (if we want all that by then) we can look back on all the retarded videos we made on youtube, laugh at all the hours spent on Myspace and Facebook, and wonder why we thought the words slut and hoe were cool. And why we did such a weird ass evil laugh! hahaha (evil laugh). I know I love having a friend like you to spend special days like Christmas with. I don't think I can even fully explain how I feel about our friendship. Like I want you to be there when I graduate high school, when I go away to college (and you follow me), and when I go through my first pregnancy. You'll be the slutmother :) Get it? Like Godmother...hahah (evil laugh). DANG...but I also want to be there when you start your broadcasting career and I can hear my slutty friend on the radio every morning, when you marry a hott ass Usher man, and when you start running Carolina's :)haha jk. But DANG..I am so proud of you for completing your first semester of college with mostly A's!!! I know you're going to succeed in whatever you do because you have such a special personality and everyone is already jealous of your sexxiness, so you've got it made, hoe. But anyway, this is probably getting redundant because it is like 1:40 AM and I am tired and you are slutty, so I will stop now. Thanks for being yourself with me, and aint no nuggets gonna get in our way :) Love you, hoe. S.S.B.F.F.'s 2008- the day I stop eating (so, Forever). Merry Christmas! I love you mucho <3.