Poozers On The Hits!

[kilowog]

Kilowog, after watching the Question chow through his peanut butter chili, gets a good idea for more distraction from the all the crazy post-near-world-death celebratory hookups going on

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[_bird_of_flame_]

Okay... That was a little but... What the hell?

Bette has something in mind and ... it is /not/ what she actually starts to sing when she starts to sing. The expression on her face for the first few words is somewhat confused but she's actually into it by the time that the chorus comes along...

That old dog has chained you up alright
Give you everything you need
To live inside a twisted cage
Sleep beside an empty rage
I had a dream I was your hero

Damn I wish I was your lover
I’ll rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I am everything
Tonight I’ll be your mother I will
Do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won’t feel ashamed

Open up on the inside gonna fill you up gonna make you cry...

[gin_n_tectonic]

Low whistle from Booker, because she's selling it.

Whoo-WEE.

[_black_canary_]

The Canary raises an eyebrow. Hmmmm. Gotta be a story there.

[theotherlantern]

John cocks his eyebrow, grinning slightly.

He has no idea who that is... but she's figured out how to work it.

[_bird_of_flame_]

If nothing else, Bette loves to be the center of attention. And. Well. This song strikes a bit of a chord, even if the lyrics are a little weird. I mean... What's with the monkey?

This monkey can’t stand to see you black and blue
Give you something sweet each time you
Come inside my jungle book
What is it just too good
Don’t say you’ll stay
’cause then you go away

Damn I wish I was your lover
I’ll rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I am everything
Tonight I’ll be your mother I will
Do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won’t feel ashamed

Shucks for me there is no other
You’re the only shoe that fits
I can’t imagine I’ll grow out of it
Damn I wish I was your lover

[theotherlantern]

John blinks.

Then, to no one in particular...

"Does anyone say 'shucks' anymore?"

[firefrank]

Cheers and wolf-whistles.

[_bird_of_flame_]

She has no idea why this song was chosen but it's even a little theraputic. Huh. Who would have thought.

And the two people she knows best at the party are apparently totally getting action tonight. Well. Good for them. Bette just sings.

If I was your girl believe me

[gin_n_tectonic]

A loud wolf-whistle from a safely anonymous corner, because c'mon!