The music suddenly goes dead.
"Ladies and germs, capes and cowls, babes and bozos, sweet cheeks and big geeks!"
His mouth is HUGE, and his hand is morphed into twenty megaphones, and the announcement is in the smoothest ring announcer voice he's got.
"The entertainment's here! Your party has OFFICIALLY BEGUN!"
He produces a giant boombox that's cued up to pitch perfect Beastie Boys.
"HEYYYY LAAAAAAIDEEEEZ"