WONDER WOMAN: THREAT OR MENACE?

Aug 17, 2005 21:34

75% of those polled by Lexcorp Media believe Wonder Woman to be responsible for the Flight 1677 incident, 20% say they are not sure, and 5% chose "other." +/- 5% margin for error. Visit our website at www.LNN.com for more details on this and other news.



"Good evening. Our top story today is the attack on CrystalAir Flight 1677 over Los Angeles International Airport Tuesday. Sources report that the attacker was none other than Wonder Woman, who last year drew international attention for her savage attack on a woman calling herself Medusa and this year is reportedly under investigation for her interference in a custody dispute of a female child, the daughter of American citizens.

"The FCC and President Luthor's office have demanded an explanation from Wonder Woman, who has been unavailable for interviews. Inquiries made to the JLA were received by its current chairman, Superman, who had this to say:

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