Two Little Piggies
In a secure room in Titans Tower, Tempest and Arsenal have both been turned into pigs by the goddess Aphrodite. The larger of the two pigs aggressively stalks the little one with the shock of red hair on his head. He oinks and grunts and squeels incessantly and rather loudly, his porcine rage evident to all nearby (although probably only Beast Boy would have any chance of understanding any of it).
*Translated from pig*
"ROY YOU ARROGANT LITTLE CHILD! You dare to challenge the freaking gods! Then they decide to test the upstart little mortal rather than incinerate you because they like your spunk. A test of skill or strength you could handle, but when they tested your character you cried like a baby to be released from the test.
"Then one of them, I'm guessing Aphrodite based on the fact that she makes Starfire look like Raggedy Ann, comes down to discuss it and you piss her off! What did you do, call her ugly to her face? Don't you read mythology? Don't you know the sort of people you are dealing with?"
"I'm not upset that she turned me into a pig too. Mine will wear off. She wanted me to crack some sense into your spam filled head and this was the only way we could communicate.
"If you have ANY intention at all about fighting the gods you had damn well better get your head and attitude adjusted and learn that we are fighting by their rules not yours. Your ego is only going to get you turned into sausage, and I'm not convinced I'm speaking metaphorically!
"She wants you to show some humility. She wants an apology. I suggest you give her a damn sincere one before my hour is up or being a pig is going to be the least of your problems when I get my powers back. You comprehend? Now get to the soul searching BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER!"
*Translated from pig*
"ROY YOU ARROGANT LITTLE CHILD! You dare to challenge the freaking gods! Then they decide to test the upstart little mortal rather than incinerate you because they like your spunk. A test of skill or strength you could handle, but when they tested your character you cried like a baby to be released from the test.
"Then one of them, I'm guessing Aphrodite based on the fact that she makes Starfire look like Raggedy Ann, comes down to discuss it and you piss her off! What did you do, call her ugly to her face? Don't you read mythology? Don't you know the sort of people you are dealing with?"
"I'm not upset that she turned me into a pig too. Mine will wear off. She wanted me to crack some sense into your spam filled head and this was the only way we could communicate.
"If you have ANY intention at all about fighting the gods you had damn well better get your head and attitude adjusted and learn that we are fighting by their rules not yours. Your ego is only going to get you turned into sausage, and I'm not convinced I'm speaking metaphorically!
"She wants you to show some humility. She wants an apology. I suggest you give her a damn sincere one before my hour is up or being a pig is going to be the least of your problems when I get my powers back. You comprehend? Now get to the soul searching BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER!"