The Main Event
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN shouts the ringmaster into the intercome system. KINGS AND QUEENS OF THE UNDERWORLD! TODAY, WE HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU AN UNEXPECTED TREAT!
The lights click on into the bare arena ... surrounded by a packed house.
FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, THE HOUSE IS PROUD TO PRESENT A TAG-TEAM EXTRAVAGANZA.
There's a buzz of a teleporter, and the four captured heroes appear in the arena. The crowd goes wild.
IN THIS CORNER ... A DYNAMIC DUO OF JSA MEMBERS! ONE IS THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE, THE OTHER IS AN ANDROID FROM THE FUTURE ... PREEEEEEESENTING ... MISTER TERRIFIC AND HOURMAN!
The crowd boos gleefully.
AND IN THIIIIIISSSSS CORNER, ONE WAS THE SIDEKICK TO A GOLDEN AGE LEGEND, THE OTHER IS A FORMER JUSTICE LEAGUER ... WE GIVE YOU ... SAND AND MOON MAIDEN!
Still more boos, along with foot stamping and cat-calls.
AS IS ALWAYS THE CASE HERE AT THE HOUSE, OUR CONTROL COLLARS WILL DIRECT OUR COMPETITORS' RAGE WHERE IT ... ahem ... BELONGS. AND NOW, TAKE YOUR SEATS ... ALL BETS ARE CLOSED ... LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
The lights click on into the bare arena ... surrounded by a packed house.
FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, THE HOUSE IS PROUD TO PRESENT A TAG-TEAM EXTRAVAGANZA.
There's a buzz of a teleporter, and the four captured heroes appear in the arena. The crowd goes wild.
IN THIS CORNER ... A DYNAMIC DUO OF JSA MEMBERS! ONE IS THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE, THE OTHER IS AN ANDROID FROM THE FUTURE ... PREEEEEEESENTING ... MISTER TERRIFIC AND HOURMAN!
The crowd boos gleefully.
AND IN THIIIIIISSSSS CORNER, ONE WAS THE SIDEKICK TO A GOLDEN AGE LEGEND, THE OTHER IS A FORMER JUSTICE LEAGUER ... WE GIVE YOU ... SAND AND MOON MAIDEN!
Still more boos, along with foot stamping and cat-calls.
AS IS ALWAYS THE CASE HERE AT THE HOUSE, OUR CONTROL COLLARS WILL DIRECT OUR COMPETITORS' RAGE WHERE IT ... ahem ... BELONGS. AND NOW, TAKE YOUR SEATS ... ALL BETS ARE CLOSED ... LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!