Dorky Wafflelips
(adapted from an email received earlier this year)
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box of a new post in your own journal.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
A = snickle, B = doombah, C = goober, D = cheesy, E = crusty, F = greasy, G = dumbo,
H = farcus, I = dorky, J = doofus, K = funky, L = boobie, M = sleezy, N = sloopy,
O = fluffy, P = stinky, Q = slimy, R = dorfus, S = snooty, T = tootsie, U = dipsy,
V = sneezy, W = liver, X = skippy, Y = dinky, Z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = dippin, B = feather, C = batty, D = burger, E = chicken, F = barffy, G = lizard,
H = waffle, I = farkle, J = monkey, K = flippin, L = fricken, M = bubble, N = rhino,
O = potty, P = hamster, Q = buckle, R = gizzard, S = lickin, T = snickle, U = chuckle,
V = pickle, W = hubble, X = dingle, Y = gorilla, Z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = butt, B = boob, C = face, D = nose, E = hump, F = breath, G = pants, H = shorts,
I = lips, J = honker, K = head, L = tush, M = chunks, N = dunkin, O = brains,
P = biscuits, Q = toes, R = doodle, S = fanny, T = sniffer, U = sprinkles, V = frack,
W = squirt, X = humperdinck, Y = hiney, Z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.