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[jknoxville1986]

Ok, so I stole this from Tonya and put my own answers:

Put an X next to the ones that are true.........

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(X) I never have ridden in a taxi
(X) I never have had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never have shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fist fight
(X) I never have had a threesome
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(X) I never have pissed on myself (bed-wetting as a kid doesn't count)
(X) I never have had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never have made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) I never have gone on a blind date
(_) I never have lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never have celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school