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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I gave daarmey a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I broke floor_magnet's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-709 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
jklolttfn