Fun times in Tennessee
Setting: Troy, Isaac, Wade, and Justin were going to do our famed OMW number at the reception, but someone didn't want to cooperate.
Troy: Isaac said he won't do the Oscar Meyer Weiner Quartet with us. It may have to be a trio.
Justin: Wait, so he's not going to after he said he'd do it?
Troy: Yeah, pretty much.
Justin: (to Isaac) Buddy, don't worry. We'll stop by the Walmart on the way back out to the house tonight and get you some Vagisil.
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Setting: In a car in the middle of a bunch of trees and winding roads right after Justin has woke up after (apparently) an hour.
Isaac: I think we're lost guys.
Troy: Yeah, we've been lost for like an hour.
Isaac: But I think we're just now officially lost.
Justin: I don't care. I just want to get off Bumblefuck Road and get to sleep!
So, yeah, just got back from my friend Clay's wedding. Quite a good time. I wish I had brought a camera, but I didn't. Then I'd be the one who needed the Vagisil, because we all know that only women take pictures of ANYTHING. Anyway, school starts soon. Not much has happened over the summer (I know I haven't written about jack in this thing), but the skinny is: I'm working at Walmart and hating it, but I think I'm getting a couple of on-campus jobs soon instead. I'm also living out at the Lynnwood Townhomes and will be moving from this overpriced shithole soon.
More to come at a later date. I need food.