Fruits are technically tree genitals because they carries the tree's seeds.
According to vegetarians, eating away all of the plants and destroying our only source of oxygen the environment will somehow manage to be saved and global warming will end.
Invented by poor people, vegetarianism has since become a fad among sophisticated liberals like Hitler, and should be ignored at all costs.
Interestingly enough, the harvest of organic matter means the death of countless thousands (Wait, what? Countless thousands?) a fuckload of animals. Since a field of grain is to mice and rabbits as a large bag of Doritos is to Iconoclast, they tend to stay there when the threshers arrive. This is mildly ironic.
Almost all crops in the US are pollinated by domesticated bees, which exploiting the symbiotic relationship between bee and flower. Some vegans would argue that it's alright because they're insects, which is funny seeing as bees have a complex language of dance and amazing engineering skills, as opposed to livestock, which just eat and shit all day.
Tofu is made of drywall, curdled soy milk and old newspapers.