War quotes from the stars
Luke: "What's one of the first things you learned in training to be a Jedi?" Ben: "Don't cut your own head off with your lightsaber." Luke: "After that." Ben: "Your eyes can deceive you. Be mindful of your feelings. Girls are fun but dangerous. Lando has extra cards up his sleeve." Luke: "Well, the truth is in there somewhere…" - Luke and Ben Skywalker, on the diverse training of the New Jedi Order[src]
"Sorry about my last message. Dad assures me that whining is a family trait and that I should be over it by the time I'm thirty, but that's not much comfort, because if you're any example, it just turns into complaining."
―Ben Skywalker, in a message to Jaina Solo[src]
"Bang your head against the desktop, fast! Just checking whether the Force can have an affect on the weak-minded in text mode. I'm guessing not."
―Ben Skywalker, in a letter to Jaina Solo[src]
Brenn Tantor: "I'm going to steal an AT-AT." Beri Tulon: "What? Are you out of your mind?" Brenn Tantor: "Quite possibly. You gonna help me?" Beri Tulon: "Sure. I've got nothing better to do." ―Brenn Tantor and Beri Tulon[src]
"Ah, shut up and kill something!" ―Cade Skywalker, to Jariah during Darth Talon's attack[src]
"HNN-ROWR YRROONN NNG RARRR!" ―Chewbacca, as Artoo kills twenty billion people (translates to "Long live the New Republic!")[src]
Han: "Y'Know, an old gambler I knew had a saying - if you think the other guy might have a blaster hidden under the table... bring two blasters." Chewie: "Wrrarrrr." Han: "Or rip his arms off before he has a chance to sit down. Yeah, good point, Chewie." - Han Solo and Chewbacca, on dealing with traps[src]
Wedge: "Sithspit! What's that?" Janson: "That's the sun, Wedge. It's after dawn." Wedge: "Well, it offends me. Turn it off." - Wedge Antilles and Wes Janson[src]
Face: "I'm putting in a commendation for Lieutenant Janson for bravery." Wedge: "Like he needs another one." Face: "Maybe he can build a little fort out of them." - Wedge Antilles and Garik "Face" Loran[src]
Wedge: "We have the right tools to subvert our Imperial admiral." Hobbie: "What tools?" Wedge: "Oh, Wes's maturity, your optimism, and my diplomatic skills." Hobbie: "We're doomed."
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Isard: "I expected you to be taller." Wedge: "I expected you to be dead."
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Wedge: "Leia's two doors down, with two strange men." Mirax: "How do you know they're strange men? It might be Han and Luke." Wedge: "Han and Luke are two strange men."
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Luke: "But it's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than two meters!" Wedge: "Yeah, and were the womp rats shooting at you with turbolaser cannon?"
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Thrackan: "All right. General Antilles, acting as Chief of State and Minister of War for Corellia, I hereby order you to communicate with your daughter Syal and do your genuine best to persuade her to follow whatever course of action I recommend to her. Is that clear enough?" Wedge: "Absolutely." Thrackan: "And?" Wedge: "Go to hell." ―Thrackan Sal-Solo and Wedge Antilles[src]
Han: "Ride's too smooth." Wedge: "Are you out of your mind? The ride's too smooth?" Han: "Right. There should be some vibration, some dangerous-looking heat warnings to indicate that you're punching through the atmosphere. These Shrieks, they don't offer the atmosphere any respect." Wedge: "What you're saying is, unless a transport is leaving a thin stream of pieces behind, like a trail of bread crumbs, during atmospheric entry, it doesn't match up to the Millennium Falcon standard." Han: "Well... right." - Han Solo and Wedge Antilles[src]
Hobbie: "You lied to me." Wedge: "I did. With my brilliant achievements in the diplomatic profession has come the realization that lies can be powerful motivators." Hobbie: "My faith is shattered." Wedge: "You knew, when I said we needed four sets of women's clothing, that we were going to end up in them. You knew. So any hopes you had to the contrary were just self-delusion." Hobbie: "I understand that. But I'd rather blame you than me." - Wedge Antilles and Derek Klivian[src]
Han Solo: "Welcome aboard Mon Remonda. Let's get the rest of your pilots in... so I can get out of this torture suit." Wedge: "But, sir, I was just going to say how smart you looked in your uniform. I think we ought to stay here, in uniform, a couple of hours so the holographers can capture the image. You know, for the historians." Han Solo: "Wedge, I think I'm going to have you killed." Wedge: "Yes, sir. I trust you'll wear your dress uniform for an event like that." ―Han Solo and Wedge Antilles[src]
"Sometimes I miss my sanity." ―Wedge Antilles[src]
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I love Wedge Antilles.