A while ago I did
this meme... some of them were left unguessed by people so here are the answers to them...
1. "You don't understand how serious this is. They killed my dog" From Shooter
2. "Dude, I can't believe Missy divorced your Dad, and married mine. " From Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
4. "Wow,I always wondered who lived here, I just thought it was Clay Aiken or something" From The Benchwarmers
5. "The popos is here! Ya'll better run, man, these white cops are crazy! They killed Cornbread! They killed him - he didn't do nothin'! " From Four Brothers
8. "Well, Alzheimer's can't be all bad. You get to meet new people every day." From Waiting...
9. "You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive" From Van Wilder
11. "Relax... A hickie from [If I put in the name it'd be too easy] is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!" (it was Kenickie) From Grease
13. "Yeah, it's probably the serial killers or something." From House of Wax
14. "If those are to be the first of many other injuries to come, it will be wise to find a suitable excuse. Polo, for instance." From Batman Begins
: )