FURNITURE MOTHERFUCKERS

[jkefka]

THIS MESSAGE COMING TO YOU FROM MY FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL SPACE STATION DESK (IT IS TOTALLY THE SIZE OF A MOON).

ONE POINT FIVE HOURS BITCHES, I DEFY ANYONE TO GET THIS HUGE-ASS, TWO HUNDRED FUCKING POUND DESK ASSEMBLED IN THAT TIME.

I'M GOING TO FALL OVER NOW.

REALLY HARD.

/flop