How To Achieve Inner Peace

Jul 05, 2004 21:02

How To Achieve Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...and at  this time of year we all could use a little...calm!!! By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.....the article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished...and before going to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, some Kahlua, my Prozac, a couple of Valium, a slice of Pecan Pie, some leftover fettucinni, and a box of chocolate covered cherries.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel...!
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