This is the kind of day I'm having.
Small Anne: I want the lamp on.
Me: We don't need the lamp on, it's bright outside and that makes it bright in the house.
Small Anne: Why is it bright outside?
Me: Because the sun is out. It's daytime.
Small Anne: But I don't want it to be daytime. I want it to be nighttime. I want it to be nighttime right nooooooooooooooooooooow.
Me: We don't need the lamp on, it's bright outside and that makes it bright in the house.
Small Anne: Why is it bright outside?
Me: Because the sun is out. It's daytime.
Small Anne: But I don't want it to be daytime. I want it to be nighttime. I want it to be nighttime right nooooooooooooooooooooow.