Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In September I put gum in
Triggur's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to
butterflyflight in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I pulled over and changed
Triggur's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (621 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
jjthebrat