Play
It's the day before Thanksgiving and it is rainy, gloomy and I have zero motivation. Are you stuck in an office like me, destined to get nothing done? Are you on a bus or a train? Are you home and stir-crazy? Are you just generally bored out of your mind? Then come and play
( Read more... )
Okay, so, like. I'm thinking it's Lindsey/Gerard (DUH) and maybe he's a grad student? Orrrr he's a senior in undergrad and she's a grad student teaching, like, Advanced Sculpture and he has to take it to graduate, but ugh, he's just not INTO sculpture, okay, he just wants to INK HIS COMICS, GOD, IS THAT SO WRONG, and then he walks into the class and sees this girl who's got pig tails and red lipstick and bruises on her knees and she's smiling real big at everyone and he basically has to be, like, UH BONER, oh God, okay, MAYBE I LIKE SCULPTURE AFTER ALL.
And she is REALLY COOL AND WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE, okay. Like, she is clearly talented and has a huge imagination - and Gerard appreciates that about people, okay - and she is REALLY FRIENDLY. And he's basically wilting over his clay because WHY DIDN'T HE PRACTICE THIS MORE IN SCULPTURE 101. So, he slaves over his clay every Wednesday and Friday and hopes that she'll come over and, like, either compliment him (hah) or at least encourage or, like, EVEN LOOK IN HIS DIRECTION, OKAY ;___________; SCULPT SCULPT SCULPT
And then he runs into her at the campus coffee house and is all BUMBLING AND IDIOTIC and spills his coffee, and she laughs really big and picks up his empty coffee cup and then invites him to join her at her table, "her treat." IT'S SO TOTALLY WORTH LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT, he decides.
So she just sprawls in her seat and asks him questions about what he wants to do with art, if he's gonna go for a master's or anything, and he launches into the whole COMIC BOOK thing and she admits she doesn't know much about comics, but there's this one artist whose work she absolutely adores and actually OWNS and he has to, like, first, WILL HIS BONER down, and then casually ask WHO and when she TELLS him he almost drops his second cup of coffee.
SHE IS SO PERFECT *_________________________*
When they finally say bye, she kind of throws this SMILE over her shoulder and he leans up against the wall and realizes that maybe he isn't so pathetic after all?
Aaaaaaaand then there's vague flirting in class, right, but obviously, he's her STUDENT and NO ONE SHOULD REALLY SEE THEM FLIRTING, ANYWAY and by the time the end of the semester and final evaluations roll around, he's got the BIGGEST BLUE BALLS EVER (Merry Christmas, mom) but it's cool, it's fine, he found her phone in the school directory and he is SO going to use it once he is officially no longer her student, but she, like, gets there first by giving him the grade & evaluation slip at the end of class, and when he flips it over, it says coffee @ 4?
They don't actually get coffee, because she winds up pushing him up against the wall behind the coffee house and hikes up her skirt and they wind up fucking right there, next to the dumpsters, because THEY HAVE BOTH BEEN WAITING TOO LONG, OKAY, and it's the hottest thing that has EVER HAPPENED TO HIM EVER, and then she takes him to her apartment (he lives in a dorm; so not a good place to have sex with all his roommates around) and then they talk until 3 in the morning, with breaks for MORE AWESOME HOT SEX, this time totally naked, and it's the greatest thing EVER IN THE WORLD.
He falls asleep watching the prints on the wall, and then a month later, they get married. I mean. WHEN YOU KNOW YOU KNOW, okay.
AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Also, LOL, ILU and your notfic humor. (Merry Christmas, mom!)
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
Leave a comment