This is all
switchknife's fault.
From the
Random Slash Generator :
Children will cry when Fang and Gandalf the Grey discover their true feelings at a cricket match with the ghost of Sirius Black.
Fangirls everywhere will drool when Crookshanks and Percy Weasley cause a scene in front of God and everybody with Colin Creevy's camera.
And from the
Random Harry Potter Fic Challenges:
OMG, I could so write this:
Arthur Weasley and Professor Sprout :: tattoo :: trust no one
and this:
Bellatrix Black Lestrange and Minerva McGonagall :: knife :: Herculean tasks