Road Trip [8/8]
Author:jjongkey
Rating: PG-15
Pairing: JongKey,2Min,OnewChicken
Genre:Comedy, Slight Romance
Summary: Jonghyun decides he wants to go on a family roadtrip, leading SHINee to be in a horriable situation, when will they reach home?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. I only own the fanfic
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"YOU GUYS I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM" Minho frantically yelped
"Oh quit your worrying~ Whats the problem" Key rolled his eyes
Minho just pointed and Key's eyes grew big. They both sat there shocked on what to do. What should they do? They ran out of sand bags to make the balloon go higher, and here they are about to encounter a horriable death. What a great way to die, in horriable chicken clothes in a chicken balloon by a giant building.
"Oh my fucking god" Key's eyes were still open big
"Yeah.... Wat are we gonna do AND FAST CAUSE WE'RE GETTING CLOSER" Minho screamed
"YAH! GET UP YOU LAZY FUCKS! ONEW PUT THAT DAMN CHICKEN DOWN AND JONGHYUN STAND THE FUCK UP WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE" Key barked at the top of his lungs
"MWOH? WE'RE GONNA DIE?" Jonghyun stood up quickly and looked around
"YEAH NO MORE SANDBAGS AND YOU REMEMBER WHAT SEOUL LOOKS LIKE?" Key pointed his finger towards the giant building up ahead.
"Oh my fucking god..." Jonghyun sighed
"Oh! I KNOW HOW WE CAN GO HIGHER!" Taemin jumped in happily
"YOU DO?" They all said in unison
"Yeah!"
"TELL US!"
"Strip."
"......What"
"Strip" Taemin smiled
"Tae~ I don't think stripp--"
"If you strip then you lose your clothes weight meaning less weight" Taemin cheekly smiled
"....We've got nothing to lose" Jonghyun said
"....Horny dinosaur" Key rolled his eyes
"Alright whatever, lets just strip IF IT SAVES US!"
They members began stripping besides Onew. Once they had finally taken off all of their clothes besides their boxers they all looked over at Onew who was still hugging Jasmine. They stared at him like hungry carnivores but yet their gazes were peircing him.
"......Uhhh" Onew began to speak
"Undress yourself or we're throwing that god damn chicken over board BY FORCE" Key threatend
"...A-Alright" Onew spoke scared
Onew began to undress and soon they threw all the clothes over the edge, the ship did lose some weight,but not enough.
"Shit...we're still gonna hit it"
"Hey at least stripping help!" Taemin smiled looking at Minho's body
"I agree with Taemin~ i mean wow Key have I ever told you how beautiful and sexy you are?" Jonghyun winked running his tongue across his lips
"Horny dinosaur" Key flipped Jonghyun off
Jonghyun just smirked "Oh you have nothing to say about me? I mean do you see these abs?" Jonghyun walked closer to Key
"Yahhh~ can't you see we're in an emergancy situation and here you are trying to seduce me?!" Key glared at Jonghyun
"Yeah... And I think its working~" Jonghyun wrapped his arms around Key making Key feel his abs
"Alright so you caught me you dino~" Key bit Jonghyuns neck
"Ohh someones alittle fiesty"
"HEYY YOU GUYS!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE HERE?! SHINEE IS GONNA DIE!" Minho said in the backround of JongKey's little...session
"It's fine Minho, i mean we did try our best, and theres a good side to this!" Taemin chriped
"What is it Taeminnie?"
"I get to see you almost naked" He smiled
Minho blushed and laughed at the same time.He went up to Taemin and gave him a quick peck on his lips making Taemin's face red
"There will be alot more of that, or maybe more~ if we live" Minho winked
Taemin giggled excitedly and sat down
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"FUCK DO YOU KNOW HOW CLOSE WE ARE~ HOLY SHIT WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT IT"
"OH DEAR GOD WHY DID WE HAVE TO CHOOSE THIS TYPE OF TRAVEL"
"WE'RE FUCKED"
They balloon slowly floated towards the building and it finally hit. They heard a huge rip in the side of the balloon.
Thye began falling. Onew held onto Jasmine, Minho held onto Taemin, while Key held onto Jonghyun.
"AHHHHH!!!" They all screamed as the balloon went crashing, hitting buildings and somewhat houses, soon enough the finally hit the ground with a giant thud.There was dust everywhere, they didn't know what or where they were, honestly, they didn't know if they were alive still.
The boys layed on the floor and the dust finally cleared, with a giant chicken balloon collapsed ontop of them, they finally found their way out and looked around.
"Are..are we dead?" Onew asked clutching onto Jasmine and the eggs
"Kuu koo~" Jasmine clucked
"Are the agis alright?! " Onew smiled looking at the eggs
"CLUCK!" Guess that means Yes
"ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THAT DAMN CHICKEN AND ITS EGGS DON'T U EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN DAMN MEMBERS?! WOULD U EVEN CARE IF WE DIED? HOLY FUCK ONEW"
"......Sorry~" Onew just smile but Key rolled his eyes
"Tae~ Minho~ Where are you guys?" Jonghyun looked around
"Over here hyung! " Taemin and Minho came out walking
"Omo! is my baby alright?" Key ran up to Taemin and hugged him
"Yesss Umma~"
"Soooo now that everyone is okay~ where the fuck are we?"
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"OH MY GOD WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?" A familar voice rang in SHINee's ears
"Oh shit, its manager hyung, BLAME IT ALL ON JONGHYUN OKAY?" Key yelped
Everyone else nodded but Jonghyun fought back
"WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN... AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS NAKED. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAD LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY ITS GONNA COST FOR THE COPS TO KEEP THEIR FUCKIN MOUTHS SHUT ABOUT THIS? AND HOLY SHIT WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A GIANT BALLOON AND WHY THE FUCK IS ONEW HOLDING ONTO A LIVE CHICKEN AND EGGS.... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?" The manager shouted at them
"FIRST I'D LIKE TO BLAME IT ALL ON JONGHYUN! HE WANTED A VACATION~!" Key said proudly
"AHH BUT KEY SAID WE WOULD GO TO A CHICKEN FESTIVAL TO GET ONEW TO COME" Jonghyun defended himself
"Alright listen, just all of you guys get inside the car, lets pretend this never happend and for fucks sake, Onew put the fuckin chicken down"
"I can't... This is my wife Jasmine, and my children are right here" Onew pointed at the eggs
"....fuck" The manager shoved all of SHINee in the car and drove off
About an hour later they arrived at the dorm, and the manager made sure to hide the members walking in.
"Go get dressed please, and just stay home please~!!" The manager pleaded and bowed his head while walking out the dorm
Later in the night, Jonghyun walked into the kitchen only to find Key sitting at the table on his laptop sipping a glass of apple juice
"Hey Key" He made small talk
"Sup Jjongie~"
" I think we should totally do this again" Jonghyun whispered
"Aishh Kim Jonghyun~ just shut up now before you get no cuddle time for a week"
"Aishh~ Love you babe~"
"Sigh~ love you too~ now sleep like everyone else." Key smiled
"But i can't without my princess~ let's enjoy a nice sleep in our warm bed together?" Jonghyun's eyes sparked
"Kekeke you adorable little thing~ Alright one moment"
Key finished his apple juice and put his laptop away and walked towards the room they shared.
"Let's not wake the others now~" Key winked in and ran in the room, Jonghyun only smirked and followed
"HOLY FUCK THE EGGS CRACKED! JASMINE WE'RE OFFICIALLY PARENTS!" Onew screamed from another room
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HYUNG" Minho yelled
"YEAH HYUNG! WE'RE TYRING TO ... SLEEP!" Taemin screamed
It's so nice to be home
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A/N: AHAHAHHAHA DO YOU GUYS LIKE THIS STORY? :D kekekekeke the ending was just for laughs . 3 . xD idek im not the comedy type at endings cause i honestly don't know how to end things :D kekekeke Im on spring break SO!!!!!! You guys should GIVE ME IDEAS!!!!!! on what to write :D kekekekekkee I'll update fast kuuu~ :3
kekekeke well I hope you guys enjoyed this I think i should write more of these or something idek keke anywho enjoy and yeah... :D
Rating: PG-15
Pairing: JongKey,2Min,OnewChicken
Genre:Comedy, Slight Romance
Summary: Jonghyun decides he wants to go on a family roadtrip, leading SHINee to be in a horriable situation, when will they reach home?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. I only own the fanfic
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"YOU GUYS I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM" Minho frantically yelped
"Oh quit your worrying~ Whats the problem" Key rolled his eyes
Minho just pointed and Key's eyes grew big. They both sat there shocked on what to do. What should they do? They ran out of sand bags to make the balloon go higher, and here they are about to encounter a horriable death. What a great way to die, in horriable chicken clothes in a chicken balloon by a giant building.
"Oh my fucking god" Key's eyes were still open big
"Yeah.... Wat are we gonna do AND FAST CAUSE WE'RE GETTING CLOSER" Minho screamed
"YAH! GET UP YOU LAZY FUCKS! ONEW PUT THAT DAMN CHICKEN DOWN AND JONGHYUN STAND THE FUCK UP WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE" Key barked at the top of his lungs
"MWOH? WE'RE GONNA DIE?" Jonghyun stood up quickly and looked around
"YEAH NO MORE SANDBAGS AND YOU REMEMBER WHAT SEOUL LOOKS LIKE?" Key pointed his finger towards the giant building up ahead.
"Oh my fucking god..." Jonghyun sighed
"Oh! I KNOW HOW WE CAN GO HIGHER!" Taemin jumped in happily
"YOU DO?" They all said in unison
"Yeah!"
"TELL US!"
"Strip."
"......What"
"Strip" Taemin smiled
"Tae~ I don't think stripp--"
"If you strip then you lose your clothes weight meaning less weight" Taemin cheekly smiled
"....We've got nothing to lose" Jonghyun said
"....Horny dinosaur" Key rolled his eyes
"Alright whatever, lets just strip IF IT SAVES US!"
They members began stripping besides Onew. Once they had finally taken off all of their clothes besides their boxers they all looked over at Onew who was still hugging Jasmine. They stared at him like hungry carnivores but yet their gazes were peircing him.
"......Uhhh" Onew began to speak
"Undress yourself or we're throwing that god damn chicken over board BY FORCE" Key threatend
"...A-Alright" Onew spoke scared
Onew began to undress and soon they threw all the clothes over the edge, the ship did lose some weight,but not enough.
"Shit...we're still gonna hit it"
"Hey at least stripping help!" Taemin smiled looking at Minho's body
"I agree with Taemin~ i mean wow Key have I ever told you how beautiful and sexy you are?" Jonghyun winked running his tongue across his lips
"Horny dinosaur" Key flipped Jonghyun off
Jonghyun just smirked "Oh you have nothing to say about me? I mean do you see these abs?" Jonghyun walked closer to Key
"Yahhh~ can't you see we're in an emergancy situation and here you are trying to seduce me?!" Key glared at Jonghyun
"Yeah... And I think its working~" Jonghyun wrapped his arms around Key making Key feel his abs
"Alright so you caught me you dino~" Key bit Jonghyuns neck
"Ohh someones alittle fiesty"
"HEYY YOU GUYS!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE HERE?! SHINEE IS GONNA DIE!" Minho said in the backround of JongKey's little...session
"It's fine Minho, i mean we did try our best, and theres a good side to this!" Taemin chriped
"What is it Taeminnie?"
"I get to see you almost naked" He smiled
Minho blushed and laughed at the same time.He went up to Taemin and gave him a quick peck on his lips making Taemin's face red
"There will be alot more of that, or maybe more~ if we live" Minho winked
Taemin giggled excitedly and sat down
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"FUCK DO YOU KNOW HOW CLOSE WE ARE~ HOLY SHIT WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT IT"
"OH DEAR GOD WHY DID WE HAVE TO CHOOSE THIS TYPE OF TRAVEL"
"WE'RE FUCKED"
They balloon slowly floated towards the building and it finally hit. They heard a huge rip in the side of the balloon.
Thye began falling. Onew held onto Jasmine, Minho held onto Taemin, while Key held onto Jonghyun.
"AHHHHH!!!" They all screamed as the balloon went crashing, hitting buildings and somewhat houses, soon enough the finally hit the ground with a giant thud.There was dust everywhere, they didn't know what or where they were, honestly, they didn't know if they were alive still.
The boys layed on the floor and the dust finally cleared, with a giant chicken balloon collapsed ontop of them, they finally found their way out and looked around.
"Are..are we dead?" Onew asked clutching onto Jasmine and the eggs
"Kuu koo~" Jasmine clucked
"Are the agis alright?! " Onew smiled looking at the eggs
"CLUCK!" Guess that means Yes
"ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THAT DAMN CHICKEN AND ITS EGGS DON'T U EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN DAMN MEMBERS?! WOULD U EVEN CARE IF WE DIED? HOLY FUCK ONEW"
"......Sorry~" Onew just smile but Key rolled his eyes
"Tae~ Minho~ Where are you guys?" Jonghyun looked around
"Over here hyung! " Taemin and Minho came out walking
"Omo! is my baby alright?" Key ran up to Taemin and hugged him
"Yesss Umma~"
"Soooo now that everyone is okay~ where the fuck are we?"
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"OH MY GOD WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?" A familar voice rang in SHINee's ears
"Oh shit, its manager hyung, BLAME IT ALL ON JONGHYUN OKAY?" Key yelped
Everyone else nodded but Jonghyun fought back
"WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN... AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS NAKED. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAD LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY ITS GONNA COST FOR THE COPS TO KEEP THEIR FUCKIN MOUTHS SHUT ABOUT THIS? AND HOLY SHIT WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A GIANT BALLOON AND WHY THE FUCK IS ONEW HOLDING ONTO A LIVE CHICKEN AND EGGS.... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?" The manager shouted at them
"FIRST I'D LIKE TO BLAME IT ALL ON JONGHYUN! HE WANTED A VACATION~!" Key said proudly
"AHH BUT KEY SAID WE WOULD GO TO A CHICKEN FESTIVAL TO GET ONEW TO COME" Jonghyun defended himself
"Alright listen, just all of you guys get inside the car, lets pretend this never happend and for fucks sake, Onew put the fuckin chicken down"
"I can't... This is my wife Jasmine, and my children are right here" Onew pointed at the eggs
"....fuck" The manager shoved all of SHINee in the car and drove off
About an hour later they arrived at the dorm, and the manager made sure to hide the members walking in.
"Go get dressed please, and just stay home please~!!" The manager pleaded and bowed his head while walking out the dorm
Later in the night, Jonghyun walked into the kitchen only to find Key sitting at the table on his laptop sipping a glass of apple juice
"Hey Key" He made small talk
"Sup Jjongie~"
" I think we should totally do this again" Jonghyun whispered
"Aishh Kim Jonghyun~ just shut up now before you get no cuddle time for a week"
"Aishh~ Love you babe~"
"Sigh~ love you too~ now sleep like everyone else." Key smiled
"But i can't without my princess~ let's enjoy a nice sleep in our warm bed together?" Jonghyun's eyes sparked
"Kekeke you adorable little thing~ Alright one moment"
Key finished his apple juice and put his laptop away and walked towards the room they shared.
"Let's not wake the others now~" Key winked in and ran in the room, Jonghyun only smirked and followed
"HOLY FUCK THE EGGS CRACKED! JASMINE WE'RE OFFICIALLY PARENTS!" Onew screamed from another room
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HYUNG" Minho yelled
"YEAH HYUNG! WE'RE TYRING TO ... SLEEP!" Taemin screamed
It's so nice to be home
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A/N: AHAHAHHAHA DO YOU GUYS LIKE THIS STORY? :D kekekekeke the ending was just for laughs . 3 . xD idek im not the comedy type at endings cause i honestly don't know how to end things :D kekekeke Im on spring break SO!!!!!! You guys should GIVE ME IDEAS!!!!!! on what to write :D kekekekekkee I'll update fast kuuu~ :3
kekekeke well I hope you guys enjoyed this I think i should write more of these or something idek keke anywho enjoy and yeah... :D