Insane
Author:jjongkey
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: JongKey,2Min, Random Onew
Genre:CRACK
Summary: Honestly no way to explain this...
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. I only own the fanfic
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'May I slytherin?'Jonghyun asked pinning Key on the bed
Key layed there and gave Jonghyun a death glare 'I swear Jonghyun if you don't put that hefty bag over your little jjong I WILL REFUSE TO LET U IN MY CHAMBER OF SECRETS''
'Sighhh YOU FILTHY WHORE! YOU WON'T LET ME SLYTHERIN EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ONE FIRM BANANA' Jonghyun barked
'Well, I like to be clean afterwards you horse' Key scoffed
'HEY HEY! I LOOK NOTHING LIKE A FUCKIN HORSE'
'Alright WHATEVER! JUST PUT THE FUCKIN HEFTY BAG ON!'
Jonghyun sighed and put the hefty bag over little jjong
'Alright, NOW PLEASE ENTER THE CHAMBERS~' Key said seductivley
'YESHHH!!! BREAKIN DOWN THE FIREWALLS~ LEVEL 93! NEW ACHIEVEMENT'
Jonghyun slid in little jjong and began moving as soon as Key gave him the okay
they both panted while moving faster and faster
'J-Jonghyun! Im gonna explode!'
'EXPOLDE ON ME KEY COME ON YOU CAN DO IT EXPLODEEE! LIKE DYNAMITE! LET IT EMPTY'
'ALRIGHT!!!'
Jonghyun sped up the pace and soon they were both releasing
'HAKUNA MATATA!!!!!!!" Jonghyun screamed
'KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"Key screamed when they released
Out came spilling Jonghyun & Key's moist little white babies, making the grass damp.
Soon the moist grass began growing a little mushroom. The mushroom formed in minutes
as soon as the mushroom grew fully, little eyes poped out and a little mouth
'HI IM TAEMIN! APPA UMMA!' The mushroom spoke
Jonghyun and Key looked at the mushroom ' MUSHROOM BABY!!!!!!' Key yelled
'THATS MY BOI!' Jonghyun squealed
Out of nowhere a frog came along and hoped on top of the mushroom
'HI IM MINHO!' it croaked
'HI MINHO IM TAEMIN! YOUR ON MY FACE BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE YOU TOP, WE CAN MAKE BABIES ANYTIME NOW? DID U KNOW I CAN MAKE BABIES WHEN FROGS ARE ON TOP OF ME?'
'OH REALLY? THATS COOL! LETS MAKE BABIES THEN! BUT I GOTTA ASK YOUR PARENTS IF ITS ALRIGHT'
'OKAY!'
'HELLO MUSHROOM TAEMIN'S PARENTS! CAN I MAKE BABIES WITH HIM?'
'WHY OF COURSE!'Key squealed
'AS LONG AS U TAKE CARE OF THE BABIES THEN YES' Jonghyun laughed
'THANK YOU!!!' Minho jumped
'OH YES NOW LETS MAKE BABIES?'
'OF COURSE TAEMIN!'
but before the mushroom and the frog began, a quiet little dubu came along
'.....IM DUBU ONEW! NICE TO MEET YOU! BEFORE YOU MAKE BABIES~ DO U MIND IF I TAKE A NICE LITTLE NAP'
'WHY OF COURSE YOU CAN TAKE A NAP, BUT FOR HOW LONG?' Taemin asked
'OH JUST ABOUT 4 SECONDS!' Onew said
'ALRIGHT THEN! HURRY NAPPING!'
'Awhhh LOOK HOW SWEET~!' Key squeeled
'SWASH BUCKLING SLEEPING INDEED~' Jonghyun grinned
4 seconds past and Onew woke up
'AH YES! THANK YOU! WELL HAVE FUN MAKIN BABIES!' He ran off into the forest only to trip into a pot of dancing other dubus.
The mushroom and frog made babies, while Jonghyun and Key made Taemin leaving Onew to dance with other dubus.
THE END
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A/N: DON'T JUDGE ME! AHA IM JUST A CRAZY CHILD ON SATURDAY NIGHTS AHAHAHIKHFKOSDHFOISF
KEKEKEKEKE I HOPE U GUYS ENJOY THIS LAUGH
:{D
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: JongKey,2Min, Random Onew
Genre:CRACK
Summary: Honestly no way to explain this...
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. I only own the fanfic
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'May I slytherin?'Jonghyun asked pinning Key on the bed
Key layed there and gave Jonghyun a death glare 'I swear Jonghyun if you don't put that hefty bag over your little jjong I WILL REFUSE TO LET U IN MY CHAMBER OF SECRETS''
'Sighhh YOU FILTHY WHORE! YOU WON'T LET ME SLYTHERIN EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ONE FIRM BANANA' Jonghyun barked
'Well, I like to be clean afterwards you horse' Key scoffed
'HEY HEY! I LOOK NOTHING LIKE A FUCKIN HORSE'
'Alright WHATEVER! JUST PUT THE FUCKIN HEFTY BAG ON!'
Jonghyun sighed and put the hefty bag over little jjong
'Alright, NOW PLEASE ENTER THE CHAMBERS~' Key said seductivley
'YESHHH!!! BREAKIN DOWN THE FIREWALLS~ LEVEL 93! NEW ACHIEVEMENT'
Jonghyun slid in little jjong and began moving as soon as Key gave him the okay
they both panted while moving faster and faster
'J-Jonghyun! Im gonna explode!'
'EXPOLDE ON ME KEY COME ON YOU CAN DO IT EXPLODEEE! LIKE DYNAMITE! LET IT EMPTY'
'ALRIGHT!!!'
Jonghyun sped up the pace and soon they were both releasing
'HAKUNA MATATA!!!!!!!" Jonghyun screamed
'KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"Key screamed when they released
Out came spilling Jonghyun & Key's moist little white babies, making the grass damp.
Soon the moist grass began growing a little mushroom. The mushroom formed in minutes
as soon as the mushroom grew fully, little eyes poped out and a little mouth
'HI IM TAEMIN! APPA UMMA!' The mushroom spoke
Jonghyun and Key looked at the mushroom ' MUSHROOM BABY!!!!!!' Key yelled
'THATS MY BOI!' Jonghyun squealed
Out of nowhere a frog came along and hoped on top of the mushroom
'HI IM MINHO!' it croaked
'HI MINHO IM TAEMIN! YOUR ON MY FACE BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE YOU TOP, WE CAN MAKE BABIES ANYTIME NOW? DID U KNOW I CAN MAKE BABIES WHEN FROGS ARE ON TOP OF ME?'
'OH REALLY? THATS COOL! LETS MAKE BABIES THEN! BUT I GOTTA ASK YOUR PARENTS IF ITS ALRIGHT'
'OKAY!'
'HELLO MUSHROOM TAEMIN'S PARENTS! CAN I MAKE BABIES WITH HIM?'
'WHY OF COURSE!'Key squealed
'AS LONG AS U TAKE CARE OF THE BABIES THEN YES' Jonghyun laughed
'THANK YOU!!!' Minho jumped
'OH YES NOW LETS MAKE BABIES?'
'OF COURSE TAEMIN!'
but before the mushroom and the frog began, a quiet little dubu came along
'.....IM DUBU ONEW! NICE TO MEET YOU! BEFORE YOU MAKE BABIES~ DO U MIND IF I TAKE A NICE LITTLE NAP'
'WHY OF COURSE YOU CAN TAKE A NAP, BUT FOR HOW LONG?' Taemin asked
'OH JUST ABOUT 4 SECONDS!' Onew said
'ALRIGHT THEN! HURRY NAPPING!'
'Awhhh LOOK HOW SWEET~!' Key squeeled
'SWASH BUCKLING SLEEPING INDEED~' Jonghyun grinned
4 seconds past and Onew woke up
'AH YES! THANK YOU! WELL HAVE FUN MAKIN BABIES!' He ran off into the forest only to trip into a pot of dancing other dubus.
The mushroom and frog made babies, while Jonghyun and Key made Taemin leaving Onew to dance with other dubus.
THE END
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A/N: DON'T JUDGE ME! AHA IM JUST A CRAZY CHILD ON SATURDAY NIGHTS AHAHAHIKHFKOSDHFOISF
KEKEKEKEKE I HOPE U GUYS ENJOY THIS LAUGH
:{D