Road Trip [6/8]
Author:jjongkey
Rating: PG-15
Pairing: JongKey,2Min,OnewChicken
Genre:Comedy, Slight Romance
Summary: Jonghyun decides he wants to go on a family roadtrip, leading SHINee to be in a horriable situation, when will they reach home?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. I only own the fanfic
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"Aigoooo~ MINHO!!! IM HUNGRY!!! We've been searching for Onew for like A BAJILLION HOURS!! AND MY FEET HURT
AND THE SUN IS GOING DOWN AND UWAHHHHHHHH~" Taemin began to fuss
"Shhh Minnie, someone might think i beat you or somethin" Minho chuckled "Okay! then lets get you somethin to eat and
we can rest for a bit, but once we finish we have to look for the others and see if they found Onew yet, okay?"
"Yesss~" Taemin stuck his tongue out
Minho grabbed Taemin's hand and set him on a bench while he went to go get some food for them both. He came back minutes ltaer with a bucket
full of chicken, and 2 souviner drinks that was in the shape of a chicken and also with a chicken hat.......
"......Whats-"
"It was free..." Minho interupted giving Taemin a 'don't even bother asking' look
Taemin just giggled and grabbed his drink and a napkin to hold his chicken.
"If only they sold somethin else besides chicken here, jeez you should have seen the menu Tae, it was like chickenified, someone is gonna die
eating all this chicken just watch."
"Well it is a chicken festival after all Minho, and besides it only comes once a year, PEOPLE DESERVE IT!"
"Yeah but just remember, they are chicken fanatics, so they could eat chicken like almost every 5 times a week OR EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK!
Let's see how long their heart lasts"
"Ahhh i suppose Minho" Taemin laughed sipping on his souviner cup laughing a bit
The two boys finished their meals with some nice conversations, and enjoying their time together watching as the sun disappeared and it became night,
they picked up their stuff, tossed it in the nearest trash can, and they set head for the front gates where the plan
to meet up with the others.
After a few good minutes, they arrived at the gate listening to annoucements saying the festival was going to end in 30 minutes from midnight.
"Hmmm i wonder where they are..."
"Well we still do have 30 minutes left, so lets wait for awhile okay?"
"Alright hyung~" Taemin sat on the floor and continued to sip on his drink
About 20 minutes passed and Taemin & Minho began to grow bored listening to the annoucements every 5 minutes saying they were closing soon.
"Aishhhh where the hell are they!" Minho screamed
"Maybe they got lost?"
"How the hell do you get lost in a chicken festival... ONEW! JONGHYUN! KEY!"
"It's not their fault, this place is quiet big"
"Shh Minnie, just shhh"
"Okay hyung~!" Taemin smiled
About 3minutes passed and finally Taemin saw them
"OMO! MINHO! LOOK THEY FOUND ONEW hee hee he's being kidnapped?" Taemin giggled
"Omg YES!!! LETS GET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE!"
"COME ON LETS LEAVE NOW MINHO GO GO!!" Key screeched from a distance running with all his might
"YEAH HURRY TAE GO GO! WE'RE LEAVING!!!" Jonghyun ran screaming along with Key
The boys ran out the gates, while being followed by Jonghyun & Key who were holding their leader.
They ran quiet awhile, then finally they stopped by the road with nothing but trees & a trash can
They stopped and dropped their leader on the floor, only yo hear sobs and complaints from him.
"YAH SHUT UP!" Key kicked him
"Hey you guys! where did you find him?" Taemin questioned
"We found him walking around like a crazy man, he was talking to himself....creep" Jonghyun answered
"Well then...."Minho added
"so how was your guys' day?" Taemin questioned
"Better than it should have been" Key winked at Jonghyun
"FORGET IT!" Key layed on floor, his eyes full of tears
"This is jsut gonna be like hell the rest of the way! how the hell are we gonna get home~ IM GONNA CRY! IM LIKE A FILTHY HOBO!
IM SHINee's SEXY RAPPER/SINGER THE ALMIGHTY FUCKIN DIVA KEY!" Key screamed until his tantrum was over and cried himself to sleep on the ground
"Sad fellow...HEY ONEW!"
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Key woke up hours later, still depressed and dazed, but sat up only to find cold upon him, and his crazy leader
tied up to a dirty trashcan.
"What the hell....?"
"HEY! We had to, he would have ran away to that festival again"Jonghyun said looking down at Key
"Where is Tae-- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT KIM JONGHYUN"
Jonghyun looked up and looked back down.
"Our ride home!" He smiled
A giant chicken balloon was hovering over Key & Jonghyun with faint Onew crys in the backround
"Where the fuck did you get this?"
"Taemin got it from the festival!"
"HI HYUNNGG!! LOOK! MINHO'S UP HERE TOO! COME ON!!!" He screamed
"Lets go diva~"
He grabbed Key's hand and then untied Onew and forced him up the latter, with Key following behind him.
They reached the basket up the balloon, and Taemin looked around to see if everyone was aboard
"CAPTAIN MINHO! WE ARE READY FOR FLIGHT!" Taemin giggled
"Everyone please keep your hands arms feet and legs inside the balloon at all times~" Minho giggled along
with Taemin
Minho had Taemin lift up their "anchor" and off they went on the chicken hot air balloon.
"Shhh it will be okay Jasmine shh~" Onew whispered
"Look there he goes talking to himself again!!"Key barked
Onew rolled his eyes "I'M NOT TALKING TO MYSELF!!!"
"THEN WHO THE FUCK COULD YOU BE TALKING TO? A FUCKIN CHICKEN?" Key hissed
"Well...."
"Oh my fucking god, please don't tell me you actually..."
"Her name is Jasmine!!!" Onew screamed pulled Jasmine out from his shirt "She's my wife! She's currently pregant,
we expect a child in about 1 week" Onew smiled brightly "Well, we aren't married yet, but we're about to marry!"
"Are you fucking with me? Jonghyun please tell me he's fucking with me"
"Key the only one who is fucking with you is me" Jonghyun laughed
Key just rolled his eyes
"Omo! Hyung! is that a chicken? Jasmine's her name? I think she looks nice! I Hope you two make cute children"
"I second that hyung" Minho said eyes straight on the surrounding of air
"YAY!!! Then you guys can come to my wedding! nothing big, but enough so people know we're married" Onew smiled
"Oh dear god im gonna be sick!!" Key said standing up
"It's jsut a chciken hyung" Minho said
"Not like literally, HOW HIGH ARE WE! YOU GUYS KNOW IM AFRAID OF HEI--" Key leaned over to the side throwing up a bit
Quiet disturbing expecially when cars are under you.
"Oh fuck HURRY AND LET ME OFF THIS DEATH TRAP!"
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A/N: WELL HERE YOU GUYS GO! Yeah its a short chapter, BUT HEY ITS A CHAPTER
so no complaining, and i honestly didn't feel like spotting anyone :|
Yeah im a lazy fuck :D AHA! KEKEKEKE Slight OnewChicken in here, sorry D:
KEKEKEE THE ENDING IS SOON SO YOU GUYS SHOULD AWAIT IT! Hmm about 4 or 3 more chapters possibly?
idke UWAHHHHH but im glad you guys are liking this! ILL UPDATE BERRY SOON! maybe i got like 14 lines to memorize
for Romeo & Juliet, and I also got a project due for Romeo and Juliet before spring vacation which is in like 2 weeks or so
maybe 3? IDEK! BUT YEAHHHHH WE'LL SEE HOW THIS TURNS OUT THANKS FOR READING!
Rating: PG-15
Pairing: JongKey,2Min,OnewChicken
Genre:Comedy, Slight Romance
Summary: Jonghyun decides he wants to go on a family roadtrip, leading SHINee to be in a horriable situation, when will they reach home?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. I only own the fanfic
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"Aigoooo~ MINHO!!! IM HUNGRY!!! We've been searching for Onew for like A BAJILLION HOURS!! AND MY FEET HURT
AND THE SUN IS GOING DOWN AND UWAHHHHHHHH~" Taemin began to fuss
"Shhh Minnie, someone might think i beat you or somethin" Minho chuckled "Okay! then lets get you somethin to eat and
we can rest for a bit, but once we finish we have to look for the others and see if they found Onew yet, okay?"
"Yesss~" Taemin stuck his tongue out
Minho grabbed Taemin's hand and set him on a bench while he went to go get some food for them both. He came back minutes ltaer with a bucket
full of chicken, and 2 souviner drinks that was in the shape of a chicken and also with a chicken hat.......
"......Whats-"
"It was free..." Minho interupted giving Taemin a 'don't even bother asking' look
Taemin just giggled and grabbed his drink and a napkin to hold his chicken.
"If only they sold somethin else besides chicken here, jeez you should have seen the menu Tae, it was like chickenified, someone is gonna die
eating all this chicken just watch."
"Well it is a chicken festival after all Minho, and besides it only comes once a year, PEOPLE DESERVE IT!"
"Yeah but just remember, they are chicken fanatics, so they could eat chicken like almost every 5 times a week OR EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK!
Let's see how long their heart lasts"
"Ahhh i suppose Minho" Taemin laughed sipping on his souviner cup laughing a bit
The two boys finished their meals with some nice conversations, and enjoying their time together watching as the sun disappeared and it became night,
they picked up their stuff, tossed it in the nearest trash can, and they set head for the front gates where the plan
to meet up with the others.
After a few good minutes, they arrived at the gate listening to annoucements saying the festival was going to end in 30 minutes from midnight.
"Hmmm i wonder where they are..."
"Well we still do have 30 minutes left, so lets wait for awhile okay?"
"Alright hyung~" Taemin sat on the floor and continued to sip on his drink
About 20 minutes passed and Taemin & Minho began to grow bored listening to the annoucements every 5 minutes saying they were closing soon.
"Aishhhh where the hell are they!" Minho screamed
"Maybe they got lost?"
"How the hell do you get lost in a chicken festival... ONEW! JONGHYUN! KEY!"
"It's not their fault, this place is quiet big"
"Shh Minnie, just shhh"
"Okay hyung~!" Taemin smiled
About 3minutes passed and finally Taemin saw them
"OMO! MINHO! LOOK THEY FOUND ONEW hee hee he's being kidnapped?" Taemin giggled
"Omg YES!!! LETS GET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE!"
"COME ON LETS LEAVE NOW MINHO GO GO!!" Key screeched from a distance running with all his might
"YEAH HURRY TAE GO GO! WE'RE LEAVING!!!" Jonghyun ran screaming along with Key
The boys ran out the gates, while being followed by Jonghyun & Key who were holding their leader.
They ran quiet awhile, then finally they stopped by the road with nothing but trees & a trash can
They stopped and dropped their leader on the floor, only yo hear sobs and complaints from him.
"YAH SHUT UP!" Key kicked him
"Hey you guys! where did you find him?" Taemin questioned
"We found him walking around like a crazy man, he was talking to himself....creep" Jonghyun answered
"Well then...."Minho added
"so how was your guys' day?" Taemin questioned
"Better than it should have been" Key winked at Jonghyun
"FORGET IT!" Key layed on floor, his eyes full of tears
"This is jsut gonna be like hell the rest of the way! how the hell are we gonna get home~ IM GONNA CRY! IM LIKE A FILTHY HOBO!
IM SHINee's SEXY RAPPER/SINGER THE ALMIGHTY FUCKIN DIVA KEY!" Key screamed until his tantrum was over and cried himself to sleep on the ground
"Sad fellow...HEY ONEW!"
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Key woke up hours later, still depressed and dazed, but sat up only to find cold upon him, and his crazy leader
tied up to a dirty trashcan.
"What the hell....?"
"HEY! We had to, he would have ran away to that festival again"Jonghyun said looking down at Key
"Where is Tae-- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT KIM JONGHYUN"
Jonghyun looked up and looked back down.
"Our ride home!" He smiled
A giant chicken balloon was hovering over Key & Jonghyun with faint Onew crys in the backround
"Where the fuck did you get this?"
"Taemin got it from the festival!"
"HI HYUNNGG!! LOOK! MINHO'S UP HERE TOO! COME ON!!!" He screamed
"Lets go diva~"
He grabbed Key's hand and then untied Onew and forced him up the latter, with Key following behind him.
They reached the basket up the balloon, and Taemin looked around to see if everyone was aboard
"CAPTAIN MINHO! WE ARE READY FOR FLIGHT!" Taemin giggled
"Everyone please keep your hands arms feet and legs inside the balloon at all times~" Minho giggled along
with Taemin
Minho had Taemin lift up their "anchor" and off they went on the chicken hot air balloon.
"Shhh it will be okay Jasmine shh~" Onew whispered
"Look there he goes talking to himself again!!"Key barked
Onew rolled his eyes "I'M NOT TALKING TO MYSELF!!!"
"THEN WHO THE FUCK COULD YOU BE TALKING TO? A FUCKIN CHICKEN?" Key hissed
"Well...."
"Oh my fucking god, please don't tell me you actually..."
"Her name is Jasmine!!!" Onew screamed pulled Jasmine out from his shirt "She's my wife! She's currently pregant,
we expect a child in about 1 week" Onew smiled brightly "Well, we aren't married yet, but we're about to marry!"
"Are you fucking with me? Jonghyun please tell me he's fucking with me"
"Key the only one who is fucking with you is me" Jonghyun laughed
Key just rolled his eyes
"Omo! Hyung! is that a chicken? Jasmine's her name? I think she looks nice! I Hope you two make cute children"
"I second that hyung" Minho said eyes straight on the surrounding of air
"YAY!!! Then you guys can come to my wedding! nothing big, but enough so people know we're married" Onew smiled
"Oh dear god im gonna be sick!!" Key said standing up
"It's jsut a chciken hyung" Minho said
"Not like literally, HOW HIGH ARE WE! YOU GUYS KNOW IM AFRAID OF HEI--" Key leaned over to the side throwing up a bit
Quiet disturbing expecially when cars are under you.
"Oh fuck HURRY AND LET ME OFF THIS DEATH TRAP!"
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A/N: WELL HERE YOU GUYS GO! Yeah its a short chapter, BUT HEY ITS A CHAPTER
so no complaining, and i honestly didn't feel like spotting anyone :|
Yeah im a lazy fuck :D AHA! KEKEKEKE Slight OnewChicken in here, sorry D:
KEKEKEE THE ENDING IS SOON SO YOU GUYS SHOULD AWAIT IT! Hmm about 4 or 3 more chapters possibly?
idke UWAHHHHH but im glad you guys are liking this! ILL UPDATE BERRY SOON! maybe i got like 14 lines to memorize
for Romeo & Juliet, and I also got a project due for Romeo and Juliet before spring vacation which is in like 2 weeks or so
maybe 3? IDEK! BUT YEAHHHHH WE'LL SEE HOW THIS TURNS OUT THANKS FOR READING!