Road Trip! [3/8]
Author:jjongkey
Rating: PG-15?
Pairing: JongKey,2Min,OnewChicken
Genre:Comedy, Slight Romance
Summary: Jonghyun decides he wants to go on a family roadtrip, leading SHINee to be in a horriable situation, when will they reach home?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. I only own the fanfic
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"Wahhh~"Onew spoke looking out the window
"Its nice isn't it Onew? Yeah the great things about truckers is thant you can see nice scenary, and meet some cool fellas like you guys~"Sludge Bomb looked over at Onew and smiled
"Yeah~ kekeke anywho~ How much longer till we get to the chicken festival?! IM DYING! PALI PALI~!!!"
"In about 30mins, look there a sign right there!" Sludge Bomb pointed
"Ehhh but that is so far away~! SPEED IT UP SLUDGE BOMB!!!!"
"IF YOU SAY SO ONEW OL' PAL!"
Sludge Bomb smashed the peddle and off the went, flying down highways, cutting infront of cars, climbing up mountain ranges, they were like a wild beast{B2ST ;D}. Onew was squealing with joy along with Sludge Bomb, they were just havin the time of their lifes, but sadly it came to an end. Blue & Red lights were flashing, and it just so happend to be behind them. They slowly pulled to the side, and stopped the car.Sludge Bomb rolled down his window, and made sure everyone had a seatbelt on. The officer walked up to the window and knocked on it to be rolled down.
"Hey there officer~"Sludge Bomb smiled
"Oh my oh my~ look at dem boys~ unff, oh hay there son, you in the tutu ,you lookin mighty fine ohhh i could just eat you up~ like rawr~ unff boy, and oh damn look at you mighty fine diva boy~ in that sexy nurse outfit, you and me wanna go hang out awhile, i could show you around my house, or maybe we could just skip it all and you can check to see how safe my bed is for me hee hee" the officer winked
"Oh dear god Key, what the hell" Jonghyun whispered
"Yah shut up! its not my fault im wearin this!" Key hissed back
"Hyung... why was he saying that to me?"Taemin worried
"Shh he is a bad person you don't want anyone like him to touch you okay?"Minho told him
"Does he want my backdoor?"
Key looked over at Jonghyun, then Minho.
"You guys are fuckin DEAD!"Key hissed in a low tone
"AHEM" Onew looked at the officer
"Oh yes yes~ Hmm well~ it seems as if you guys were speedin down the road, and i just want to checkkkkkk~ and see if ya'll alright, like if no one was drinkin or errthang~"
"Nope not at all~"Sludge Bomb smiled
"Yeah we were jsut on our way to that chicken festival"Onew jumped from his seat
"Ohhh the chicken festival? Yeahh son i was actually on mah way to go der, you seee~ I'm on duty there to watch and make sure no one be touchin mah little stolen boys or what not lost you could say?Anyways, Imma let chuu guys off~ and you know what since sexy is back there, Ill even let you guys get escorted by me~"the officer bit his lip staring at Key
"fuck off man"Jonghyun growled
"Wat the fuck you say to me?"the officer raised his eyebrow
"I said FUCK OFF MY BOYFRIEND WHORE!"
"...oh HELLLLL NAWH~ Bitch the fuck u did not just say that to me"
"The fuck I did SLUT, go crawl back into your officer car and go get some random gay stripper who only wants you for your money BITCH, and YEAH GO GET A FUCKIN FACE TRANSPLANT, THIS IS NATRUAL, YOU BITCH? YOU NEED TO GO GET SOME SURGERY ON THAT UGLY ASS THING, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND"
"At least im not in some gay ass cowboy outfit"
"Whatever~ you so want me anyways~"
"Whatever bitch~ Anywho mister driver~ I'll escort you and ya'll sexy friends to the festival~"
"Thank you sir!"
"Oh by the way~ little boy in the tutu~ if you get lost, just ask any officer for sugar daddy, and I'll make sure you're safe~" The officer got back in his car, and pulled off into the road, turning his sirens on making sure Sludge Bomb was following him.
"...Taemin you'll be safe with me...don't ever go near that guy..."Minho sighed
"You know, you looked like really hot fighting with that cop"Key rubbed Jonghyun's leg
"No one is gonna flirt with my boyfriend"Jonghyun slid his arm around Key
"YEEHAW! CHICKEN FESTIVAL HERE WE COME! once again ._." Onew screamed
Sludge Bomb honked his horn, and off they went being escorted by the gay cop. They roamed down highways, and enjoying the landscape they quietly fell asleep awaiting the few minutes they would get there. About 10minutes after their nap, the truck stopped and pulled up. Onew woke up and hopped out the car along with his tired members. Balloons,people,signs, and smells of chickens were everywhere. Onew started, his eyes wide and alert.
"oh.my.GOD! OH MY GOD WE'RE HERE! OH MY GOD SLUDGE BOMB! THANK YOU!!!"Onew hugged Sludge Bomb
"No problem! I'm glad i could escort you here in my truck, you guys made my life so much awesomer, I hope we meet in the future some time!"He hugged Onew again
"Don't worry! WE WILL! SARANGHAE SLUDGE BOMB!"
"SARANGHAE ONEW!"A small tear came from Sludge Bomb's eye, and he smiled "See you guys in the music industry" and off Sludge Bomb drove.
"I'm gonna miss that fella~"Onew sighed "Anywho! LETS GET INTO THAT CHICKEN FESTIVAL!" Onew ran up to the gates of the festival with his members trailing behind, he purchased his tickets, along with his members , with the money he still had somehow, and they entered the gates.
"We should really get changed out of these clothes..."Key looked around with thousands of chicken fanatics running from stands to stands
"Oh right there?!"Taemin ran over to a stand selling chicken shirts, and even weird chicken jeans.
"Whatever as long as it gets us out of these..."Minho began buying the clothes
"Ahh~ Well ILL SEE YOU GUYS IN ABOUT WHEVEN THIS PLACE CLOSES!" and Onew ran off.
"Greattt.... Well while we're here, lets eat some...chicken i suppose, then we can watch a show is what the welcome sheet is telling us"Jonghyun was reading
"Alrighty!!! Let's go!!!"
& off they went to eat,While Onew runs off into his own little world of chicken love. Onew finally reached his destination, but his outcome? well... we shall find out....
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A/N:Yep short chapter sadly ; - ; and no chicken luv in this on ; - ; SORRY!!!! I PROMISE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!! But just to let you guys know THE OFFICER WAS 100%GAY AS U CAN TELL LMAO and should i make Sludge Bomb reappear in later chapters? also should i add some smut in here? like idek just to let some people be happy campers or watever i dont know you guys tell me what you want AND ILL ADD IT! no matter how ridiculous ._. but it has to add on to the story line LMAO ALRIGHT ILL TRY TO MAKE THE NEXT ONE LONGER!<3 THANKS FOR READING! :3
Rating: PG-15?
Pairing: JongKey,2Min,OnewChicken
Genre:Comedy, Slight Romance
Summary: Jonghyun decides he wants to go on a family roadtrip, leading SHINee to be in a horriable situation, when will they reach home?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. I only own the fanfic
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"Wahhh~"Onew spoke looking out the window
"Its nice isn't it Onew? Yeah the great things about truckers is thant you can see nice scenary, and meet some cool fellas like you guys~"Sludge Bomb looked over at Onew and smiled
"Yeah~ kekeke anywho~ How much longer till we get to the chicken festival?! IM DYING! PALI PALI~!!!"
"In about 30mins, look there a sign right there!" Sludge Bomb pointed
"Ehhh but that is so far away~! SPEED IT UP SLUDGE BOMB!!!!"
"IF YOU SAY SO ONEW OL' PAL!"
Sludge Bomb smashed the peddle and off the went, flying down highways, cutting infront of cars, climbing up mountain ranges, they were like a wild beast{B2ST ;D}. Onew was squealing with joy along with Sludge Bomb, they were just havin the time of their lifes, but sadly it came to an end. Blue & Red lights were flashing, and it just so happend to be behind them. They slowly pulled to the side, and stopped the car.Sludge Bomb rolled down his window, and made sure everyone had a seatbelt on. The officer walked up to the window and knocked on it to be rolled down.
"Hey there officer~"Sludge Bomb smiled
"Oh my oh my~ look at dem boys~ unff, oh hay there son, you in the tutu ,you lookin mighty fine ohhh i could just eat you up~ like rawr~ unff boy, and oh damn look at you mighty fine diva boy~ in that sexy nurse outfit, you and me wanna go hang out awhile, i could show you around my house, or maybe we could just skip it all and you can check to see how safe my bed is for me hee hee" the officer winked
"Oh dear god Key, what the hell" Jonghyun whispered
"Yah shut up! its not my fault im wearin this!" Key hissed back
"Hyung... why was he saying that to me?"Taemin worried
"Shh he is a bad person you don't want anyone like him to touch you okay?"Minho told him
"Does he want my backdoor?"
Key looked over at Jonghyun, then Minho.
"You guys are fuckin DEAD!"Key hissed in a low tone
"AHEM" Onew looked at the officer
"Oh yes yes~ Hmm well~ it seems as if you guys were speedin down the road, and i just want to checkkkkkk~ and see if ya'll alright, like if no one was drinkin or errthang~"
"Nope not at all~"Sludge Bomb smiled
"Yeah we were jsut on our way to that chicken festival"Onew jumped from his seat
"Ohhh the chicken festival? Yeahh son i was actually on mah way to go der, you seee~ I'm on duty there to watch and make sure no one be touchin mah little stolen boys or what not lost you could say?Anyways, Imma let chuu guys off~ and you know what since sexy is back there, Ill even let you guys get escorted by me~"the officer bit his lip staring at Key
"fuck off man"Jonghyun growled
"Wat the fuck you say to me?"the officer raised his eyebrow
"I said FUCK OFF MY BOYFRIEND WHORE!"
"...oh HELLLLL NAWH~ Bitch the fuck u did not just say that to me"
"The fuck I did SLUT, go crawl back into your officer car and go get some random gay stripper who only wants you for your money BITCH, and YEAH GO GET A FUCKIN FACE TRANSPLANT, THIS IS NATRUAL, YOU BITCH? YOU NEED TO GO GET SOME SURGERY ON THAT UGLY ASS THING, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND"
"At least im not in some gay ass cowboy outfit"
"Whatever~ you so want me anyways~"
"Whatever bitch~ Anywho mister driver~ I'll escort you and ya'll sexy friends to the festival~"
"Thank you sir!"
"Oh by the way~ little boy in the tutu~ if you get lost, just ask any officer for sugar daddy, and I'll make sure you're safe~" The officer got back in his car, and pulled off into the road, turning his sirens on making sure Sludge Bomb was following him.
"...Taemin you'll be safe with me...don't ever go near that guy..."Minho sighed
"You know, you looked like really hot fighting with that cop"Key rubbed Jonghyun's leg
"No one is gonna flirt with my boyfriend"Jonghyun slid his arm around Key
"YEEHAW! CHICKEN FESTIVAL HERE WE COME! once again ._." Onew screamed
Sludge Bomb honked his horn, and off they went being escorted by the gay cop. They roamed down highways, and enjoying the landscape they quietly fell asleep awaiting the few minutes they would get there. About 10minutes after their nap, the truck stopped and pulled up. Onew woke up and hopped out the car along with his tired members. Balloons,people,signs, and smells of chickens were everywhere. Onew started, his eyes wide and alert.
"oh.my.GOD! OH MY GOD WE'RE HERE! OH MY GOD SLUDGE BOMB! THANK YOU!!!"Onew hugged Sludge Bomb
"No problem! I'm glad i could escort you here in my truck, you guys made my life so much awesomer, I hope we meet in the future some time!"He hugged Onew again
"Don't worry! WE WILL! SARANGHAE SLUDGE BOMB!"
"SARANGHAE ONEW!"A small tear came from Sludge Bomb's eye, and he smiled "See you guys in the music industry" and off Sludge Bomb drove.
"I'm gonna miss that fella~"Onew sighed "Anywho! LETS GET INTO THAT CHICKEN FESTIVAL!" Onew ran up to the gates of the festival with his members trailing behind, he purchased his tickets, along with his members , with the money he still had somehow, and they entered the gates.
"We should really get changed out of these clothes..."Key looked around with thousands of chicken fanatics running from stands to stands
"Oh right there?!"Taemin ran over to a stand selling chicken shirts, and even weird chicken jeans.
"Whatever as long as it gets us out of these..."Minho began buying the clothes
"Ahh~ Well ILL SEE YOU GUYS IN ABOUT WHEVEN THIS PLACE CLOSES!" and Onew ran off.
"Greattt.... Well while we're here, lets eat some...chicken i suppose, then we can watch a show is what the welcome sheet is telling us"Jonghyun was reading
"Alrighty!!! Let's go!!!"
& off they went to eat,While Onew runs off into his own little world of chicken love. Onew finally reached his destination, but his outcome? well... we shall find out....
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A/N:Yep short chapter sadly ; - ; and no chicken luv in this on ; - ; SORRY!!!! I PROMISE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!! But just to let you guys know THE OFFICER WAS 100%GAY AS U CAN TELL LMAO and should i make Sludge Bomb reappear in later chapters? also should i add some smut in here? like idek just to let some people be happy campers or watever i dont know you guys tell me what you want AND ILL ADD IT! no matter how ridiculous ._. but it has to add on to the story line LMAO ALRIGHT ILL TRY TO MAKE THE NEXT ONE LONGER!<3 THANKS FOR READING! :3