Road Trip! [2/8]
Author:jjongkey
Rating: PG-15?
Pairing: JongKey,2Min,OnewChicken
Genre:Comedy, Slight Romance
Summary: Jonghyun decides he wants to go on a family roadtrip, leading SHINee to be in a horriable situation, when will they reach home?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. I only own the fanfic
QN:The relationships are already established! :3 {I should have made it clear in the first place! sorry~ xD}
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Beep Beep
The sound of a horn went off.The semi-truck pulled over and the man rolled down his window, checking out the hilarious imagine of SHINee.
"Hey sweet thang~ how bout you an me buck it up in the back" The trucker winked at Key and raised an eyebrow
"Oh God, Onew, you talk to him, this is your fault anyways!"Key said scurring behind Jonghyun to hide himself from the horny trucker.
"Ah~"Onew sighed "We were on our way to a Chicken Festival, when this guy" Onew pointed at Jonghyun "Didn't take the right exits! and now we're lost!"Onew sighed once more "HOW COULD HE DO THAT?! IT'S A CHICKEN FESTIVAL! Aigoo, im so sad~!"Onew began moping
"Awh seems as if you need to be cheered up"The trucker said" Hey! how bout I take ya'll somewhere nice, then once ya'll feel better I'll see what I can do about the festival!"
"Really?"Onew's eyes lit up
"Ya! Hop in! By the way I'm Sludge Bomb"He smiled
"Hi Sludge Bomb! I'm Onew, and these are my friends Minho,Taemin,Jonghyun,and Key"Onew introduced
"Oh so Key is the name hmm?"Sludge Bomb winked "I'd like to get me some of that Key" He licked his lips
"SORRY, IM TAKEN!"Key shouted pointing at Jonghyun a bit freak out.
"The sexy ones always are"Sludge Bomb sighed "Well hop in! Lets go have some fun!"
"Fun?!OMO! HYUNG COME ON!!"Taemin grabbed Minho and jumped inside after Onew, then Jonghyun & Key hopped in too. They were seated Sludge Bomb,then Onew, Taemin, & Minho, followed by Jonghyun, and Key.
The trip was full of talking between Onew and Sludge Bomb, while Taemin & Minho were playing games, leaving Key complaining about this trip to Jonghyun, but having Jonghyun tell Key how sexy he looked currently as that nurse.
About 2 hours later the pulled into a parking lot, and all hopped out the truck.
"This 'ere is a bar, you know, for us truckers and all, I'm quiet known around here, and my oh my, there is some sexy stuff in there, if you catch my drift"Sludge Bomb pointed at the bar
"This place looks like a dump"Jonghyun commented
"Sigh~ It doesn't matter~Let's go drink our hearts away~aigoo~chicken festival~"Onew mourned and walked inside only to sit at the bar and begin drinking, ignoring the other things going on in there.Sludge Bomb pop'd a seat right next to Onew, and began conversating with the bartender about whats up with Onew.
The rest of SHINee walked inside only to have their jaws drop, besides Taemin.Key looked devastated,Jonghyun looked happy along with Minho, running to sit down and enjoy the show.
"This place...looks...tacky as fuck"Key began "and those hookers look even more tacky, look at that nasty ass blue eyeshadow with glitter, and those OH GOD! DISGUSTING FEATHERS! AND THOSE OUTFITS ARE JUST AHH!"Key stood there and stared with his Diva look.
"It does't matter! As long as its a show!"Minho stated, his eyes full of desire.
"Yah~ what Minho said~"Jonghyun commented
Key rolled his eyes and sat down next to them.
"Dear God, this place is just full of tacky ass things"Diva Key was coming out. He sat there with his arms crossed, leaning back in his chair, and stared looking over at Jonghyun and Minho, finally sighing and rolling his eyes, he got up and took Taemin to sit with them.
"What is this place hyung?What are the poles for?"Taemin innocently asked.
"This is a place for tacky,disturbing, and ugly ass girls who have no god damn self esteem! Never come here when you're older Taemin"Key rolled his eyes once again "Or at least one like this! and the poles are for the dirty ass whores to dance on"Key filled Taemin in
"Excuse me, but this isn't a tacky place sweet cheeks."One of the dancers came off the stage and directed the statement to Key
"OH GOD!"Key shrilled "Are you talking to me Miss Tacky Blue Eyeshadow?! I bet you think your fuckin hot" Key rolled his eyes
"Tacky? Excuse me, but this is fuckin hot Mr.Drag Queen"
"Drag Queen? Oh HELL NO! BITCH DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKIN DRAG QUEEN? Oh KILL ME NOW! If I was a drag queen I could run you out of business! OH WAIT! I STILL CAN MISS PROSTITUTE!"
"Key! Just let her do her job!"Minho howled
"Ya listen to this fine piece of meat~ I'm Sugar Cupcake" She winked at Minho
"Oh please someone just kill me now! first the makeup, then the clothes, now the tacky ass name?! Please! You need to learn something"
"YAH KEY! LET SUGAR CUPCAKE DO HER JOB!"Jonghyun yelled
"Excuse me?"
"Ah....Uh...No...Key I didn't me--"
"Excuse me? If i got up on that stage"Key began ripping his dress making it shorter "and if I did what that whore did, WOULD I BE FUCKIN SEXY?!"Key screeched
Jonghyun sat there dumbfounded,so Key went up on stage.
"You wanna see sexy? I'll show you guys fuckin sexy, you could learn a thing or two moldy muffin"
"Omo! Hyung's on the stage! I wanna go!"Taemin ran up to the stage getting his stockings ripped on the side, revealing more skin.
"Oh.My.God"Minho & Jonghyun said in sync.
Key and Taemin began grinding on the poles, they swang their hips side to side, twirling around the pole, and doing body waves, making Jonghyun & Minho gaze at the delicious sight.
"Key, get your fine piece of ass over here N O W."
"Come and get it big boy"Key winked at Jonghyun and ran his tongue across his lips.
Jonghyun got up like a wild beast, getting his prey insight, and pounced at him.
Minho got up, grabbed Taemin and began making out with him on the spot. "Don't you ever do that in public again"Minho bit Taemin's lip and began making out with him again.
Jonghyun on the other hand, had Key pinned on the wall, while Key was grinding into Jonghyun.
Sugar Cupcake stood there, pissed and upset.
"Get.The.HELL.OUT!"Sugar Cookie hissed, pushing Taemin & Minho towards the door
"Oh My, they made Sugar Cookie mad, we should leave now Onew" Sludge Bomb said concerned
"The Chicken Festival?!"Onew's eyes lighted up
"Yeah! Lets go!"
Onew jumped up from his deat, grabbed his horny members, and pulled them out the doors.
"Now, thats how you play sexy~ See ya later tacky muffin!"Key smiled "Oh! and lose the hideous eyeshadow and feathers, you look like trash"Key laughed and ran out
They all loaded up into the semi-truck, and off they went.JongKey were touching eachother, while 2Min were making nothing but sweet dirty talk.
"Chicken Festival HERE I COME!"Onew screamed
Sludge Bomb honked his horn and yelled along with Onew.
Day 2: Let's get SHINee to that festival, but before anything, someone please take them to get new clothes.
Off they went, driving down the highways and freeways, excitement filling Onew, could this be a happier day for him?
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A/N: Well!!! :D HERE IT IS! See i updated fast? :3 kukukuku Honestly, I don't like this chapter. I mean it may be funny, but EHHHH i put it together weird, and yahh LOL BUT WHATEVER! COMEDY IS ABOUT RANDOM STUFF RIGHT?! So here ya go! :3
I'll try my best to work on chapter 3 soon! :3
so until then I HOPE U LIKE THIS CHAPTER AND AWAIT MORE! :3
Rating: PG-15?
Pairing: JongKey,2Min,OnewChicken
Genre:Comedy, Slight Romance
Summary: Jonghyun decides he wants to go on a family roadtrip, leading SHINee to be in a horriable situation, when will they reach home?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. I only own the fanfic
QN:The relationships are already established! :3 {I should have made it clear in the first place! sorry~ xD}
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Beep Beep
The sound of a horn went off.The semi-truck pulled over and the man rolled down his window, checking out the hilarious imagine of SHINee.
"Hey sweet thang~ how bout you an me buck it up in the back" The trucker winked at Key and raised an eyebrow
"Oh God, Onew, you talk to him, this is your fault anyways!"Key said scurring behind Jonghyun to hide himself from the horny trucker.
"Ah~"Onew sighed "We were on our way to a Chicken Festival, when this guy" Onew pointed at Jonghyun "Didn't take the right exits! and now we're lost!"Onew sighed once more "HOW COULD HE DO THAT?! IT'S A CHICKEN FESTIVAL! Aigoo, im so sad~!"Onew began moping
"Awh seems as if you need to be cheered up"The trucker said" Hey! how bout I take ya'll somewhere nice, then once ya'll feel better I'll see what I can do about the festival!"
"Really?"Onew's eyes lit up
"Ya! Hop in! By the way I'm Sludge Bomb"He smiled
"Hi Sludge Bomb! I'm Onew, and these are my friends Minho,Taemin,Jonghyun,and Key"Onew introduced
"Oh so Key is the name hmm?"Sludge Bomb winked "I'd like to get me some of that Key" He licked his lips
"SORRY, IM TAKEN!"Key shouted pointing at Jonghyun a bit freak out.
"The sexy ones always are"Sludge Bomb sighed "Well hop in! Lets go have some fun!"
"Fun?!OMO! HYUNG COME ON!!"Taemin grabbed Minho and jumped inside after Onew, then Jonghyun & Key hopped in too. They were seated Sludge Bomb,then Onew, Taemin, & Minho, followed by Jonghyun, and Key.
The trip was full of talking between Onew and Sludge Bomb, while Taemin & Minho were playing games, leaving Key complaining about this trip to Jonghyun, but having Jonghyun tell Key how sexy he looked currently as that nurse.
About 2 hours later the pulled into a parking lot, and all hopped out the truck.
"This 'ere is a bar, you know, for us truckers and all, I'm quiet known around here, and my oh my, there is some sexy stuff in there, if you catch my drift"Sludge Bomb pointed at the bar
"This place looks like a dump"Jonghyun commented
"Sigh~ It doesn't matter~Let's go drink our hearts away~aigoo~chicken festival~"Onew mourned and walked inside only to sit at the bar and begin drinking, ignoring the other things going on in there.Sludge Bomb pop'd a seat right next to Onew, and began conversating with the bartender about whats up with Onew.
The rest of SHINee walked inside only to have their jaws drop, besides Taemin.Key looked devastated,Jonghyun looked happy along with Minho, running to sit down and enjoy the show.
"This place...looks...tacky as fuck"Key began "and those hookers look even more tacky, look at that nasty ass blue eyeshadow with glitter, and those OH GOD! DISGUSTING FEATHERS! AND THOSE OUTFITS ARE JUST AHH!"Key stood there and stared with his Diva look.
"It does't matter! As long as its a show!"Minho stated, his eyes full of desire.
"Yah~ what Minho said~"Jonghyun commented
Key rolled his eyes and sat down next to them.
"Dear God, this place is just full of tacky ass things"Diva Key was coming out. He sat there with his arms crossed, leaning back in his chair, and stared looking over at Jonghyun and Minho, finally sighing and rolling his eyes, he got up and took Taemin to sit with them.
"What is this place hyung?What are the poles for?"Taemin innocently asked.
"This is a place for tacky,disturbing, and ugly ass girls who have no god damn self esteem! Never come here when you're older Taemin"Key rolled his eyes once again "Or at least one like this! and the poles are for the dirty ass whores to dance on"Key filled Taemin in
"Excuse me, but this isn't a tacky place sweet cheeks."One of the dancers came off the stage and directed the statement to Key
"OH GOD!"Key shrilled "Are you talking to me Miss Tacky Blue Eyeshadow?! I bet you think your fuckin hot" Key rolled his eyes
"Tacky? Excuse me, but this is fuckin hot Mr.Drag Queen"
"Drag Queen? Oh HELL NO! BITCH DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKIN DRAG QUEEN? Oh KILL ME NOW! If I was a drag queen I could run you out of business! OH WAIT! I STILL CAN MISS PROSTITUTE!"
"Key! Just let her do her job!"Minho howled
"Ya listen to this fine piece of meat~ I'm Sugar Cupcake" She winked at Minho
"Oh please someone just kill me now! first the makeup, then the clothes, now the tacky ass name?! Please! You need to learn something"
"YAH KEY! LET SUGAR CUPCAKE DO HER JOB!"Jonghyun yelled
"Excuse me?"
"Ah....Uh...No...Key I didn't me--"
"Excuse me? If i got up on that stage"Key began ripping his dress making it shorter "and if I did what that whore did, WOULD I BE FUCKIN SEXY?!"Key screeched
Jonghyun sat there dumbfounded,so Key went up on stage.
"You wanna see sexy? I'll show you guys fuckin sexy, you could learn a thing or two moldy muffin"
"Omo! Hyung's on the stage! I wanna go!"Taemin ran up to the stage getting his stockings ripped on the side, revealing more skin.
"Oh.My.God"Minho & Jonghyun said in sync.
Key and Taemin began grinding on the poles, they swang their hips side to side, twirling around the pole, and doing body waves, making Jonghyun & Minho gaze at the delicious sight.
"Key, get your fine piece of ass over here N O W."
"Come and get it big boy"Key winked at Jonghyun and ran his tongue across his lips.
Jonghyun got up like a wild beast, getting his prey insight, and pounced at him.
Minho got up, grabbed Taemin and began making out with him on the spot. "Don't you ever do that in public again"Minho bit Taemin's lip and began making out with him again.
Jonghyun on the other hand, had Key pinned on the wall, while Key was grinding into Jonghyun.
Sugar Cupcake stood there, pissed and upset.
"Get.The.HELL.OUT!"Sugar Cookie hissed, pushing Taemin & Minho towards the door
"Oh My, they made Sugar Cookie mad, we should leave now Onew" Sludge Bomb said concerned
"The Chicken Festival?!"Onew's eyes lighted up
"Yeah! Lets go!"
Onew jumped up from his deat, grabbed his horny members, and pulled them out the doors.
"Now, thats how you play sexy~ See ya later tacky muffin!"Key smiled "Oh! and lose the hideous eyeshadow and feathers, you look like trash"Key laughed and ran out
They all loaded up into the semi-truck, and off they went.JongKey were touching eachother, while 2Min were making nothing but sweet dirty talk.
"Chicken Festival HERE I COME!"Onew screamed
Sludge Bomb honked his horn and yelled along with Onew.
Day 2: Let's get SHINee to that festival, but before anything, someone please take them to get new clothes.
Off they went, driving down the highways and freeways, excitement filling Onew, could this be a happier day for him?
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A/N: Well!!! :D HERE IT IS! See i updated fast? :3 kukukuku Honestly, I don't like this chapter. I mean it may be funny, but EHHHH i put it together weird, and yahh LOL BUT WHATEVER! COMEDY IS ABOUT RANDOM STUFF RIGHT?! So here ya go! :3
I'll try my best to work on chapter 3 soon! :3
so until then I HOPE U LIKE THIS CHAPTER AND AWAIT MORE! :3