Day 2

[outoftime]

DAY 2

Comments

[secondalto]

Ouch! I.... uh... yeah. *swallows hard* What a way to go.

-Barney

[afrocurl]

So any idea why so many people (myself included at the end) wanted you dead?

Daria

[secondalto]

No idea at all. Unless it was because I wasn't around a lot and missed the meet and greet?

Barney Stinson, nice to meet you.

-Barney

[afrocurl]

That might have been it, but you also look a little smarmy. I don't do smarmy.

I'm Daria, high school misanthrope.

[secondalto]

I'm really not. But if people are going to judge on looks, at least I look good. Self five!

-Barney

[afrocurl]

Smarmy isn't a look you want people to have about, man.

Daria

[secondalto]

Whatver. All I know is I'm innocent and I'm willing to fight anyone who says otherwise.

-Barney

[afrocurl]

You might have to. Or something else. Because we don't know anyone's innocent until they're dead.

Daria

[misura]

As I see that you are not busy discussing this clothing you refer to as 'suits' today, might I belatedly introduce myself to you now?

Will Shakespeare, playwright, of late from London.

- Will

[secondalto]

Pleasure to meet you, Barney Stinson. Love your work. Especially all the dick jokes.

-Barney

[misura]

Thank you. I aim to please. :)

- Will