Gay.
I think that my least favorite thing about dancing game players is that they all too often make it a point to feign extreme homosexuality with their dancing game playing pals. The best examples that I can think of are this post, where this dude talks for line after line about orally pleasuring Mike Quaintance, or this video, where this schmuck doesn't waste a minute before getting to casually talking about gay blowjobs and rimjobs or whatever after he finishes his song. What the fuck? It seems that I can't get linked to any of the major dancing game forums or a dancing game video without having to additionally learn more about gay sex. Maybe this is God's way of telling me that DDR and homosexuality go hand-in-hand and that I need to find a new hobby.
I remember the good old days when the cool thing - nay, the right thing to do was to accuse all of your straight friends of being gay (see: the entire "you know how I know you're gay?" scene from The 40-Year-Old Virgin). Apparently, the accepted standard for gay jokes changed so suddenly without me even noticing it, and the cool thing to do is now to call yourself gay. Maybe I've long outgrown this dancing game scene. Or maybe they're all fucking gay.
I remember the good old days when the cool thing - nay, the right thing to do was to accuse all of your straight friends of being gay (see: the entire "you know how I know you're gay?" scene from The 40-Year-Old Virgin). Apparently, the accepted standard for gay jokes changed so suddenly without me even noticing it, and the cool thing to do is now to call yourself gay. Maybe I've long outgrown this dancing game scene. Or maybe they're all fucking gay.