Zombies, Blood, and a Drunken Idiot

Jan 10, 2004 00:12

It's the end of the first week back at school and so far things are going.....swimmingly. Tonight I finally got to see 28 days later which is a great film, but there was an incident with the Asshat also known as felix13 who takes the cake for the moment of the week. Near the end of the movie, after he has had a few Smirnoffs his kidneys tell him to go to the bathroom. Now I'm not exactly sure what happened in there, all I know is some falling occurred, and his face and the corner of the bathroom cabinet was involved. He just comes back and sat down and watched the rest of the movie. When it was over we look at him and asked what in the hell happened to him.

"I Fell."
"Oh, and I got blood all over the sink and this towel. Who's towel is it?"
"Mine!"
"Do you still want it?"
"No I don't want it! Throw it out and clean up your blood!"
"Ok"

On a completely different note. I FUCKING HATE OUR DAM NEIGHBORS THAT LIVE BELOW US. Just now my roommate is trying to watch a movie while keeping the sound at a reasonable level on a Friday night. I hear banging from below and a muffled voice yell "Knock it off!"

What the hell is wrong with these people? It's not like we're having sexy parties with loud music all the time. It's the freaking weekend and we want to stay up late and watch a movie because we are young college students who don't go to bed at ten. These people just can't seem to deal with it because they think that after 10 it's supposed to be like the vacuum of space in here. And I thought old people's hearing gets worse as they get older.

"I think I have a drinking problem"
"Oh my God!"
"Ha, Ha. I'm just joking! Come on, lets go drink until we can't feel feelings anymore."

"Oh my God! Old people gone mad!"
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